Dumbest. Batman. Toy. Evar.

So I was checking out the clearance toy bin at the local Wal-Mart-style chain store and ran across what has to be not only the worst Dark Knight tie-in, but possibly the lamest Batman toy ever. I give you, the Dark Knight Interactive Bat,

Dark Knight Interactive Bat

According to Mattel’s promotional material,

Batman Dark Knight Interactive Bat makes the Batcave playroom complete. From deep within the mysteries of the Batcave comes the Attack Bat. It perches silently. Wake up the bat by pressing a button and the eyes will glow and the bat makes chittering noises. Press a button on the perch, the bat releases itself and begins to take flight, surely scaring anyone nearby.

Uh, yeah, every kid’s dream to have a creepy f—ing bat toy.

Dark Knight Interactive Bat

20Q Star Trek Edition

In February 2009, Mattel releases this Star Trek edition of the popular 20Q line of toys. The player thinks of a “sentient being, place or thing” from the Star Trek universe and the toy guesses it within 20 questions.

Mattel’s been seeding this using the online 20Q Star Trek site with the help of Star Trek fans and fanatics. The Endless Innovation blog had an interesting post about the method here of essentially having people (including future customers) do all the development work for you,

Toy manufacturer Mattel is tapping into this powerful idea of “spare cycles” with the introduction of an online casual game called Star Trek 20 Questions. You pick a character from Star Trek, and the computer then asks you 20 questions, trying to guess who the character is. As more Internet users play the game, the computer becomes smarter, learning from its previous mistakes. On the surface, the game is just an amusing online diversion. On a deeper level, though, learning how consumers interact with the game is helping Mattel build an online artificial intelligence engine that will provide the basis for a future video game product. Internet users, essentially, are doing the “heavy lifting” at no additional cost to Mattel. In other words, the company is converting the “spare cycles” of tens of thousands Internet users around the world into future innovation.

20Q Star Trek

Stands for Justice League Unlimited/DC Universe Classics Figures

Mattel’s collector-oriented webstore, MattyCollector.com, is currently selling action figure stands for Justice League Unlimited and DC Universe Classics figures. Those JLU figures are especially a pain in the ass to display, so this is a nice addition. Both are available in 25-packs for $12 plus shipping.

Black Canary Barbie

Ah yes, the Black Canary Barbie scheduled to hit stores this Fall, along with a Catwoman, Supergirl, Poison Ivy, Batgirl and Wonder Woman Barbie. I’ve actually got quite a few of the previous releases of DC-related Barbies. The problem is my kids tease me to no end about these — the reliable “they’re not dolls, they’re action figures” defense goes out the window when “Barbie” is stamped prominently on the packaging.

What I really want to know is why there’s no Green Arrow Ken to go along with this.

Mattel’s Online Collector Store

A couple weeks ago, Mattel launched its online collector store MattyCollector.com. Basically, the store offers hard-to-find and exclusive figures. They offered limited quantities of their SDCC figures, for example.

Later this Fall they’re going to sell this Adam Strange/Starfire DCUC two-pack exclusively online. Nice.