Freshman Lit Analysis of Portal

Michael Vincent Bramley is a good example of what happens when content farms need words and clicks more than they need coherent thought. Writing about “5 Secret Feminist Easter Eggs You Didn’t Notice in ‘Portal’,” Bramley typed,

Amidst the killer robots and hyper-masculine scientists is a clever exploration of a woman’s struggle in a male-dominated culture, and we’re not just saying that because your only weapon is a gun that shoots vagina metaphors.

This really tells us more about Bramley than the game. Sometimes, a portal is just a portal.