Warsim: The Realm of Aslona Has the Best Game Updates

Warsim: The Realm of Aslona is “a rich text based kingdom management game” but that description really doesn’t do it justice. Even the game updates are a treasure. Can’t recommend this game enough if ASCII-based simulations are your thing.

SELF FIGHTING GOBLINS! (4 features)

After reading a bug report from Misery on steam mentioning some units hitting themselves instead of their opponents I found it hilarious, it’s now a feature. Now the goblins of Uktak have a strange passtime! Self-fighting, who can beat themselves up for the longest?

* Added ability to watch goblin self-fights in Uktak village (credit Misery)
* Added self-fights, brawls where the fighters hit themselves instead of their opponents
* Added pre-fight text for goblin self fight in Uktak
* Added post-fight screen for self fight survivor

Gamestop Tells Staff Its Stores Are “Essential Retail”

Gamestop sent a memo to all stores last week claiming that its chain constituted “essential retail” and that local stores should remain open even in the face of COVID-19 shutdown orders from state and local governments.

According to Kotaku, Gamestop sent a memo to its stores saying,

Due to the products we carry that enable and enhance our customers’ experience in working from home, we believe GameStop is classified as essential retail and therefore is able to remain open during this time.

. . .

e have received reports of local authorities visiting stores in an attempt to enforce closure despite our classification. Store Managers are approved to provide the document linked below to law enforcement as needed.

The video game chain relented over the weekend and said it would “close customer access to U.S. storefronts and will process orders on a digital only basis, moving to curbside pick-up at stores and eCommerce delivery only” effective Sunday, March 22.

Get My Exciting New Kool-Aid Man Video Game Free!

In the 1980s, Mattel made a Kool Aid-Man game for the Atari 2600 and Intellivision, which apparently good be obtained with just 125 Kool-Aid proof-of-purchase points.

Early 1980s ad: Get My Exciting New Kool-Aid Man Video Game Free
Early 1980s ad: Get My Exciting New Kool-Aid Man Video Game Free

I was curious if there was gameplay video of the game on YouTube, and of course there is:

Steam’s 2019 Year In Review

Valve recently posted a 2019 Year In Review summary with some interesting statistics and details from last year.

According to Valve, in 2019 users on Steam logged a total of 20,789,726,718 hours played.

The scale of that and other things on Steam are a bit mind boggling. For example, take the Steam Workshop,

The Steam Workshop continues to be a very popular feature among users: 4.3 million items were uploaded last year alone. Unfortunately, sometimes malicious groups would upload “fake items” (e.g “Click here for Free Skins!”) with the explicit purpose of hijacking accounts. To help mitigate these types of scams, the Workshop submission process was updated to require email verification. We’ve since moved to pre-approving items for games that had the highest rate of abuse. There has been a drastic reduction in item scams since then, with very little cost to users: approval times are less than 15 minutes on average, thanks to our full-time moderation team.

Valve also notes that “revenue from games made by our partners was up year over year, and 2019 finished strong with our most successful sale ever.” But that, of course, doesn’t answer the question on a lot of people’s minds–how were the year-over-year sales affected by the rollout of Epic’s Store?