The only way you ever want to get chlamydia is in giant plushie form.
Month: December 2009
Holy Bible: Stock Car Racing Edition
One of these days, Zondervan is going to release a Holy Bible: Porn Star Edition. Until then, this cheesey Stock Car Racing version will have to suffice.
Battle Chronicler
Battle Chornicler is a free application for Windows to produce after-battle reports for miniature wargames. Very nice tool.
Dave Pear on the NFL’s Indifference to Former Players
Awhile ago I mentioned I had stopped watching the NFL because of the league’s indifference and denial of the very real neurological and other problems caused by participating in professional football. Sports Illustrated’s Jeff Perlman ran a profile of former NFL defensive lineman Dave Pear who is quite blunt about how he views his playing experience now,
I wish I never played football. I wish that more than anything. Every single day, I want to take back those years of my life . . .
Pear was a Pro Bowl defensive lineman for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and then won a Super Bowl with the Oakland Raiders in 1981. After 5 years of playing, however, he was out of the league and starting on a lifetime of surgeries and pain. He tells Pearlman he spent his final two seasons at Oakland in constant pain which the team encouraged him to simply play through,
Those last two years in Oakland were very, very difficult times. I was in pain 24 hours per day, and my employers failed to acknowledge my injury. Sure, I won a Super Bowl ring. But was it worth giving up my health for a piece of jewelry? No way. Those diamonds have lost their luster.
Pear has a fascinating blog where he discusses the league’s idiocy and various attempts by retired players to try to get the NFL to own up to its responsibilities.
Batarang Money Clip
Yes, folks, this here is a Batarang Money Clip — one of the bazillion licensed Batman Begins/Dark Knight products.
This looks awesome in the photo, but apparently is a piece of crap. Rather than work like traditional money clips, there are magnets in the ends of the clip which are supposed to keep the clip closed. That works well unless you actually want to carry more than a few bills in which case the magnets aren’t strong enough to keep the clip from opening.
Too bad…I would totally buy this if it was functional as well as simply looking awesome.



