Kerry: Maybe Iraq Was a Threat After All

Just when it looked like Kerry had finally settled on a position on the war in Iraq — that Saddam Hussein hadn’t attacked us on 9/11 and wasn’t a threat — all of a sudden, Kerry’s back to saying that Iraq was a threat and he might have gone to war against Iraq. From an interview with Tom Brokaw (courtsey of Henry Hanks),

Kerry is back to saying that Iraq was a threat:

Brokaw: “You said you wouldn’t go to war against him.”

Kerry: “That’s not true. Because under the inspection process, Saddam Hussein was required to destroy those kinds of materials and weapons.”

Brokaw: “But he wasn’t destroying them.”

Kerry: “That’s what you have inspectors for. That’s why I voted for the threat of force, because he only does things when you have a legitimate threat of force. It’s irresponsible to suggest that if I were President, he wouldn’t be gone. He might be gone, because if he hadn’t complied, we might have had to go to war, but if we did, we would have gone with allies, so the American people weren’t carrying the entire burden. And the entire world would understand why we did it.”

Trying to figure out where Kerry stands on the war is almost as frustrating as getting my daughter to decide which outfit she wants to wear.

Apache vs. IIS — Which Is Better for Porn Sites?

Currently static files on this site are served using IIS. Seth Dillingham recently mentioned the possibility of switching to Apache, so I thought I’d just check to see about relative speeds for serving static files between Apache and IIS.

Google led me straight to this page which discuss the merits of using Apache vs. IIS for serving porn.

For the most affordable hosting, most adult webmasters depend on the Apache Web server running on the Linux or FreeBSD platform. The software is free, reliable and easy to manage. Best of all, the server has the least demanding requirements. It can easily be deployed on a standard Pentium or Celeron CPU.

Apache is also best-suited for most porn developers because it provides excellent performance for static Web sites. Most adult webmasters create static thumbnail galleries in their member services area that do not require database inventory or interactivity. Since they design and output static HTML pages with graphics, all that they require is a Web server that can deliver the pages to their clients quickly and efficiently as possible.

I can just see Steve Ballmer now — IPod users are music thieves and Apache users are pornographers.

God Wants Kerry to Win

Odd story from the Cedar Valley Times (Iowa) showing that there not all the relgious nutcases are in the Republican Party,

Iowa Sen. Tom Harkin says John Kerry has been gaining in the polls every day since Oct. 21, and George Bush has been going down every day.

“That’s how God wants it to be,” Harkin told a group of about 25 people at the Benton County Headquarters in Vinton on Thursday afternoon.

Harkin was touring the state to stump for Kerry and Democratic legislative candidates. He appeared in Benton County on behalf of Mt. Auburn Mayor Dawn Pettengill, who is running against incumbent Republican Dell Hanson for the Iowa House District 39 seat.

Thank goodness God isn’t one of those cellphone-only families whom pollsters can’t reach.

Source:

Harkin campaigns for Kerry, Pettengill, says Kerry’s rise in polls is what God wants. Cedar Valley Daily Times, October 29, 2004.

I Am Spider-Man

Yesterday, I took time off work to help out with a Halloween party at my daughter’s school. This included the kids getting their Halloween costumes on and parading through the neighborhood.

So the big costume for boys at this school was Spider-Man. It was basically one big Spider-Man vs. Ninjas showdown, with a few firemen and vampires thrown in for good measure.

We’re waiting in the hall to go outside when a group of students stops near us. Some kid in a ninja outfit notices that we’ve got two kids in Spider-Man costumes next to each other and says,

“Hey, you’re Spider-Man and he’s Spider-Man.”

The first grader holds up two fingers and replies without missing a beat,

“Un unh — I’m Spiderman II.”