Kayfabe News: Marty Jannetty accidentally confesses to 2007 McMahon limo bombing

LOL.

Professional sports-entertainer and 60-year-old manchild Marty Jannetty just can’t seem to keep his virtual foot out of his mouth these days, having seemingly confessed to a long-ago murder, and then admitting that, in the summer of 2007, he blew up Vince McMahon’s limousine.

“LOL yah that was me,” the former Rocker wrote on his Facebook page this morning.

“I was backstage visiting da boyz in the locker room back in 2007 and I thouht (sic) it would be funny to play a little rib on Vince so I put 45 kilos of C4 explosives in his fancy car and pushed the detinator (sic).”

WWE: Headlock, Paper, Scissors Card Game

WizKids makes this WWE-themed variant on Rock, Paper, Scissors.

From the designers of Rock, Paper, Wizard comes an all-new game of Striking, Showboating, and making hand signals! Players select their favorite Superstar and work to gain the most popularity and reach the briefcase at the top of a 3-D ladder while making sure their opponents don’t get there first.

Each round, players select shared techniques, or their Superstar’s signature technique, and simultaneously chant “Money!” “In The!” “Bank!” before revealing their technique, and their target. Comeback cards and the Underdog token mean that you’re never more than a few well-chosen techniques away from the lead!

WWE: Headlock, Paper, Scissors Card Game
WWE: Headlock, Paper, Scissors Card Game
WWE: Headlock, Paper, Scissors Card Game
WWE: Headlock, Paper, Scissors Card Game

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