Kayfabe News: Marty Jannetty accidentally confesses to 2007 McMahon limo bombing


Professional sports-entertainer and 60-year-old manchild Marty Jannetty just can’t seem to keep his virtual foot out of his mouth these days, having seemingly confessed to a long-ago murder, and then admitting that, in the summer of 2007, he blew up Vince McMahon’s limousine.

“LOL yah that was me,” the former Rocker wrote on his Facebook page this morning.

“I was backstage visiting da boyz in the locker room back in 2007 and I thouht (sic) it would be funny to play a little rib on Vince so I put 45 kilos of C4 explosives in his fancy car and pushed the detinator (sic).”

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