Jim Roepcke links to this story about a goofy Albertan separatist group. What would Albertans do once they separate from Canada,
“One of the things that was suggested would be a couple of nuclear submarines moving around the world,” Bruce Hutton told a news conference Tuesday. “That makes us a formidable power. With the amount of money we’ve sent to Ottawa in the last six years, we could have nuclear submarines.”
My idea is that instead they could use the money to built a secret undersea city from which to plot Alberta’s takeover of the world. That would make about as much sense.