Here’s the worst thing about this year’s Super Bowl: it is being broadcast by CBS. CBS has the worst set of football commentators I have had the misfortune to watch.
Mike Ditka demonstrated in New Orleans that he no longer has his pulse on what it takes to win in the National Football League and he provides further evidence of this every Sunday. That might not be so bad if he wasn’t paired with Jerry Glanville. I guess Glanville’s supposed to be comic relief, but, unlike Dennis Miller, he doesn’t even come close to being funny.
Randy Cross and Jim Nantz are not annoying or outrageous, but neither are they particularly interesting to watch. Aside from Dan Dierdorf and Phil Simms, CBS’ announcers are similarly dull and pointless.
On Super Bowl Sunday, CBS is actually going to air “MTV’S TRL @ THE SUPER BOWL.” Carson Daly shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near the Super Bowl.