Some British researchers conducted a study and have a nominee for the best joke ever. Okay, it was funny, but as far as I’m concerned, this is the best joke ever:
A baby seal walks into a club…
Okay, its sick, and dependent on the listener already having heard a lot of other bad jokes, but it’s short and to the point, and I haven’t been able to get that damn joke out of my head ever since someone told it to me when I was a teenager (maybe that says more about me than the joke — I dunno).