Brian’s Super Bowl Predictions

Speaking of football, I know everybody’s dying to hear my prediction for the Super Bowl. I’m picking the Baltimore Ravens in a landslide. Here’s why:

1. The Ravens are going to shut down New York’s offense. I keep reading articles written by people who take seriously the Giants putting up 41 points or whatever it was on the Minnesota Vikings. Give me a break. The Detroit Lions and Cleveland Browns probably could have lit up that pathetic Vikings defense for 41 points. I watched every play in that game and the Vikings defense didn’t even look like it cared if it won or lost. They practically came out playing a prevent defense in the middle of the second quarter.

The only thing the Minnesota game proved was that the Vikings, and not the St. Louis Rams, had the worst defense of any team to make the playoffs.

2. The Ravens shut down a much better offense than the Giants have when they completely dismantled the Oakland Raiders. Kerry Collins is no Rich Gannon, but after Sunday he’s going to be feeling Gannon’s pain.

3. Final score: Ravens 17, Giants 10

Oh, my other prediction — the half time show performance by Backstreet Boys is not going to be worth watching. Switch to ESPN at halftime.

Detroit Lions Get New Coach

The Detroit Lions just hired yet a new coach. How they did it illustrates why I have never been able to stomach rooting for the team.

First, the existing head coach Bobby Ross quit. Couldn’t blame him — the problem with the Lions, who have never come close to playing in a Super Bowl, are with the organization and are bigger than any particular set of players or coaches.

Second, they replaced Ross with Gary Moeller. Moeller was a former University of Michigan football coach fired from that job after he got in a mini brawl at a restaurant after having too much to drink. I thought Moeller was a horrible choice, but not surprising.

What was surprising is after a couple of wins, they gave him a three year contract. The reasonable thing would have been to put out some vague, “we’re going to evaluate our coaching situation at the end of the season.” But no, the owner had to go and give him a three year contract.

And then promptly fire him at the end of the season to replace him with Marty Mornhinweg. Mornhinweg is the choice of the new Lions president Matt Millen.

Millen knows football, and if the Ford family will just let him do his job he can probably turn the franchise around. On the other hand if the Lions keep insist on making stupid decisions, like they did with Moeller’s three year contract, it’ll be another 40 years before they find themselves seriously competing for a championship.