Woke up this afternoon from a nap to see The Illustrated Man running on the SciFi channel, which reminded me of a hilarious song “Red Dragon Tattoo” by the little known pop group Fountains of Wayne. In the song a guy who wants to impress a girl who isn’t interested in him decides to get a tattoo:
Red dragon tatto, it’s just about on me
I got it for you, so now do you want me?
Will you stop pretending I’ve never been born
Now that I look a little more like that guy from Korn
Personally, I’ve never understood the whole tattooing concept. I have a friend who literally has wings tattooed on her back. I prefer to avoid pain, and therefore tattoos.