I tried to convince my wife that if she bought me this personal space ship, I’d be able to dramatically increase my productivity, but she wasn’t buying it. Something about if she had half a million to spend she might want to launch me, but it definitely wouldn’t be aboard my own private space ship. Guess I just have to save my pennies up.
Now all someone needs to do is start offering the kit for photon torpedoes and energy shields, and I’m in business!