November, 2006

  1. Are Bulletproof Books the Answer to School Shootings?

    Bill Crozier, a candidate for Oklahoma State School Superintendent, has a bizarre idea to make schools safer — he wants to make textbooks bulletproof. According to WBIR.Com, Crozier and some colleagues videotaped themselves shooting several different textbooks with rifles and pistols. WBIR quotes Crozier as saying, Both of the pistols were stopped about two thirds…

  2. Why Vampires Haven’t Taken Over the Earth

    Some silly professor is claiming that vampires cannot possibly be real based on simple logic. According to WMTW, The professor [University of Central Florida physicist Costas Efthimiou] took out the calculator to prove that if a vampire sucked one person’s blood each month, after a couple of years there would be no people left, just…