Car Wars, 2001

Okay, I spent way too much time as a teenager playing Steve Jackson Games’ excellent Car Wars — a board game in which the goal is to outfit cars with all sorts of weapons and then blow away your friends (and it is a travesty that there has never been a computer car fighting game as cool as this board game).

Anyway, Steve Jackson Games is getting ready to release an updated, streamlined version of the game and just by coincidence the U.S. Army is working on an SUV that contains most of the elements of the erstwhile fictional game.

They’re calling the behemoth SmarTruck, and this thing is loaded with all the options:

Packed with more gadgets than a Swiss army knife, the vehicle’s Ford F-350 chassis boasts a remote-controlled, laser-sighted machine gun, a grenade launcher, night vision, bulletproof glass, Kevlar armor, a GPS locator, electrified door handles, and blinding lights.

To elude pursuers, the truck can cover the road behind it with an oil slick, a smoke screen or sharp tacks to puncture enemy vehicle’s tires. It can prevent attempts to latch explosive booby traps onto it and clear mine fields.

Even James Bond never had a vehicle that cool.

Difficult Getting Back in the Groove

Over the past few years I’ve become an extreme creature of habit — my wife says that every year I’m becoming more and more like Dustin Hoffman’s character in “Rain Man.” So I spent much of last week in the hospital where my daughter was having surgery and then taking care of her after her successful operation, and it’s been very difficult to get back into synch.

And I’ve been completely unmotivated to do anything but watch television. You know you’re in a really bad place when you find yourself watching an hour long biography of Carnie Wilson (of Wilson-Philips “fame.”)

Ugh.

Are Bikinis Just as Bad as Burkas?

In an op-ed for the Boston Globe historian Joan Jacobs Brumberg and women’s health advocate Jacquelyn Jackson argue that while women in Afghanistan are celebrating the demise of the Taliban by removing their burkas, women in the United States have yet to fully realize how oppressed they are by the wearing bikinis and other cultural phenomenon that distort women’s body images.

According to the duo, “our war against the Taliban … highlights the need to more fully understand the ways in which our own cultural ‘uncovering’ of the female body impacts the lives of girls and women everywhere.” Their op-ed continues,

Taliban rule has dictated that women be fully covered whenever they enter the public realm, while a recent US television commercial for “Temptation Island 2” features near naked women. Although we seem to be winning the war against the Taliban, it is important to gain a better understanding of the Taliban’s hatred of American culture and how women’s behavior in our society is a particular locus of this hatred. The irony is that the images of sleek, bare women in our popular media that offend the Taliban also represent a major offensive against the health of American women and girls.

Whew. Who knew the Taliban were on to something in their extreme misogyny? Islamist parties in Saudi Arabia and Kuwait have often demanded the abolition of women’s sports on the grounds that sports are unfeminine and tend to showcase women’s bodies in a lurid manner (Muslim extremists in Kuwait, for example, were horrified at the sexually provocative outfits worn by women’s soccer teams during the 2000 Olympics). Many women’s activists in the Middle East pay a high price for fighting such views, only to have feminists like Brumberg and Jackson mimic the conservative argument that, as they put it, “…American girls and women have been stripped bare by a sexually expressive culture…”

Brumberg and Jackson go on to indict media images for contributing to “eating disorders, teen smoking, drinking, and the depression and anxiety disorders that can occur when one does not measure up…” For good measure they also endorse the American Medical Association’s unwarranted assertion that there is a link between “violent images on the screen and violent behavior among children.”

Brumberg and Jackson’s finish their op-ed with a flourish that is as absurd as it is audacious,

Whether it’s the dark, sad eyes of a woman in purdah or the anxious darkly circled eyes of a grail with anorexia nervosa, the woman trapped inside needs to be liberated from cultural confines in whatever form they take. The burka and the bikini represent opposite ends of the political spectrum but each can exert a noose-like grip on the psyche and physical health of girls and women.

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The burka and the bikini. Joan Jacobs Brumberg and Jacquelyn Jackson, November 23, 2001.