Gordon Ramsay Haiku

My wife and I watch way too much Gordon Ramsey (“Kitchen Nightmares” that is, not that awful “Hell’s Kitchen” POS). Hence, Gordon Ramsey haiku:

We are in the shit
What the fuck are we doing?
Chef, find your bollocks

Cut the crap, you are
Not qualified to run baths
Who is in charge here?

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