For the most part, I’ve never been impressed by the American Atheists (and I am an atheist), but AA’s David Silverman really made Sean Hannity look like the idiot he is on Hannity & Colmes. The topic was the Easter Bunny — apparently some shopping malls in Florida are doing away with the “Easter” part of the Easter Bunny, and going to either Peter Rabbit or “Garden Bunny” (which makes no sense). Hannity, of course, sees this is as yet another attack from those evil leftists.
Before going to the transcript, if Hannity would use his brain for a second he might stop to wonder why a rabbit is symbolized with Easter. What the hell does a rabbit have to do with the resurrection of Jesus? Nothing, of course — its a pagan fertility symbol people. If anything, Hannity should be glad that people are starting to dissociate this pagan fertility symbol from Easter.
Anyway, Silverman is brilliant, noting that what is driving the bunny changes is pure capitalism which, the last time I checked, Hannity supported,
DAVID SILVERMAN, AMERICAN ATHEISTS: Hey, thanks for having me back on the show.
You know, first of all, I want to say that this is about private property and this is about private enterprise. And they can name their bunnies anything they want. They can name them Peter Rabbit or they can name them the Jesus Bunny for all we care. They are private enterprises, and they can do what we wish — or what they wish, I should say.
BOB BECKEL, GUEST HOST: But why do they wish to do that?
SILVERMAN: Because it’s capitalism. They’re living in a place that is growing more and more diverse. And they’re recognizing the fact that Easter is only Christian. And even though it doesn’t have Christian roots, they’re recognizing that is more than Christian, and they want to play on the safe side. They want to sell more stuff. When it comes right down to it, these malls want to sell more stuff. They don’t want to…
Hannity simply ignores this, claiming its leftist intolerance,
SEAN HANNITY, CO-HOST: You know something, David? Look, where is the tolerance on the left anymore? I mean, this is the Easter Bunny. This is about Bob’s kids and my kids going to the mall. Are you really going to be hurt, are you really going to be offended by a mall identifying a bunny as the Easter Bunny? Is your faith shaken that deeply?
But as Silverman notes — and Hannity continues to ignore — atheists aren’t agitating for this change; its something the malls did on their own.
Silverman apparently flustered Hannity by not coming out and being a typical atheist freak (Hannity probably wishes he’d booked Michael Newdow), leading Hannity to this bizarre exchange,
HANNITY: Because of guys like you, because you’re demanding it, because of the frivolous lawsuits…
SILVERMAN: How can you blame me when we’re not doing anything? This is something — no, no, no, Sean. We’re not doing anything. You’re going a little too far here because…
HANNITY: No, I’m not. Why is it happening then?
SILVERMAN: Because of capitalism. They’re going to sell more stuff.
HANNITY: All right. It’s all happening because of capitalism.
(CROSSTALK)
SILVERMAN: They’re not doing it because of the atheists. We don’t have anything to do with it.
HANNITY: Why are the Boy Scouts under attack by atheist groups, by girls that want to be in the Boy Scouts, by gay and lesbian groups that don’t like their values?
SILVERMAN: You want to talk about the Boy Scouts?
HANNITY: No, what it is an assault on the very people in the society that lecture us about tolerance. You guys on the left, you are the most intolerant people on the face of the Earth to the point now that the Easter Bunny cannot be named the Easter Bunny without offending somebody in your side.
Hannity’s just an embarassment with his one-size-fits-all ranting — confronted by Silverman’s reasonable position, Hannity blathers on about Boy Scouts and lesbians and then says he doesn’t actually want to talk about the Boy Scouts after all.
Fox would do well to ditch both Hannity and Bill O’Reilly. Unfortunately since so many people inexpliably watch these goofballs, that isn’t likely to happen.
Source:
Transcript: The Easter Bunny Under Attack. Hannity & Colmes, March 16, 2005.
Dear David, I am so sorry you say you don’t believe in God. I on the other hand do not believe you do.Even the devil believes and trembles. BUT did you know that is the ‘Only Unforgivable sin?’ It’s unbelief. You just haven’t come any realization of the truth. Have you wondered how you can see out of eyes in Living Color? Just that fact alone, or How a liver can heal itself. How when an artery becomes clogged, another vein will take over and lead the blood to the heart. By ‘Chance’ doesn’t get it David. I will pray that God, In the next 25 Days will show you His Mighty Hand. And in a very soft manner. Sometimes you have to be careful what you ask for. Much Love, Lavada
Seek and you shall find. Knock and the door will be opened to you. Try knocking David and learn the real truth of what you are speaking of.
Wow. After the logic presented by both Silverman and the author of this blog, THESE are the responses? It’s no wonder people are waking up to the idiocy of organized religion. These two readers are the perfect paradigm of Christianity itself… ignoring facts and/or reason and simply continuing to preach their fairytales. Why don’t you two cliched Christians grow up? Jesus (pun absolutely intended).
@Brice: wow…I mean, how can I compete with “why don’t you grow up?” I bet you’d do *awesome* on Sean Hannity’s show with that quick wit!And the thing that still amazes me is the title of the holiday itself — Easter. I’m not as familiar with Judaism or Islam, but do any of the other major monotheistic religions have a major holiday actually named after a pagan godess? I mean at least when the Xians co-opted pagan winter solstice celebrations, they had the good sense to Xianize the name. “Easter” is just f’ing laziness.
I’m from Australia, where we would have to be 90% atheists or agnostics. If anyone started talking like the 1st two comments in my country you’d be frowned upon and be treated like the idiot that you are.The rest of the western world is evolving past theism, and starting to use logic and reason more than ever.
I’d hate to be an atheist in U.S. and have to deal with morons like those two everyday. ‘Grow up’… Yes, couldn’t have put it better.
What the fuck, Brian Carnell? Why would you ignore the two idiot Christian comments, and then attack Brice for perhaps not making the best argument in the world, which isn’t necessary anyway, as those he responded to didn’t present any arguments? From the article I thought you were a smart guy, but attacking Brice like that is just downright pathetic.
@Slater: Thanks! Looking back through the comments, I realize I misread Brice’s first sentence and misunderstood what he was saying. I have left my comment in place but added a strikethrough to it. Thanks again for pointing that out.
I was hoping you’d overlooked something. In that case, great job.