The Fantasy Sports Juggernaut Rolls On

Hmmm…it is almost June, the fantasy baseball league I’m in is more than third of the way finished. Which, of course, means that as usual I’m lodged in first place. This year isn’t really fair since I had the benefit of the Detroit Tigers/Lions Rule.

Let me explain. The Tigers and Lions have been poorly managed for decades (okay, the Tigers did win a World Series in the 1980s, but other than that, they’ve been perennial cellar dwellers). So this pattern is repeated over and over again: some big star gets lured away from his team to play with the Lions or Tigers on a large, but short term contract. The player absolutely stinks for the few years they play for Detroit. The player than leaves for another team where he tears up the league.

So that’s why while other people were dismissing him, I snatched up Juan Gonzalez very quickly and he has become the latest player to provide evidence for the Detroit Tigers/Lions Rule. This also works in basketball with the Los Angeles Clippers.

Anyway, here’s how the current rankings look:

Rank Team Name W-L-T Win % Games Back
1  Brian’s
Bombers
50-28-2 .637
2  Can It
Be*
47-31-2 .600 3
3  heatround 47-32-1 .594 3.5
4  indy cougars 44-30-6 .588 4
5  KC RAGE 41-36-3 .531 8.5
6  DUKE 38-36-6 .512 10
7  Wildcats 34-38-8 .475 13
8  Perry
Hall Gators
36-40-4 .475 13
9  Hot Shots 35-40-5 .469 13.5
10  Channings
Greats2
30-47-3 .394 19.5
11  dallas
fools
28-47-5 .381 20.5
12  Thunder 27-52-1 .344 23.5

Ephinephelus itajara Common Name Considered “Offensive”

The Houston Chronicle reports that the common name for Ephinephelus itajara i– the jewfish — is being changed because it is considered offensive.

Standard fare in today’s politically correct world, but the irony is the new name: the Goliath grouper. As the Chronicle sums it up, “the AFS is renaming the jewfish by giving it the name of a Jew-killing Philistine.”

More Taliban Atrocities

This month in an Afghanistan sports stadium crowded with thousands of people, soldiers with the hardline Muslim Taliban movement carried out a criminal sentence — they gave a young man and woman accused of having premarital sex 100 lashes.

The man reportedly collapsed during the whipping. This comes on heels of reports that the Taliban plans to force Hindus within Afghanistan to wear yellow so that they may be more easily identified.

Source:

Taliban beat unwed couple accused of having sex. Feminist Daily News Wire, May 23, 2001.