Chris Mortensen on Trent Dilfer’s Dig at Fantasy Football

In his post-Super Bowl commentary Chris Mortensen writes,

Dilfer was also on the mark in his post-game interviews when he basically said that those who follow the NFL get too caught up in the “fantasy football” syndrome. It’s about winning. Dilfer is a Super Bowl winning QB, and he need not apologize to anyone.

Huh? What did Mortensen expect to hear from a quarterback whose numbers are so bad that even after winning the Super Bowl it is unlikely Dilfer will be back starting for the Ravens next year. I’d hate fantasy football too if I were being paid a lot of money to be as inaccurate a passer as Dilfer was in the first half of Super Bowl XXXV.

The Ravens do have some good receivers, and if the defense doesn’t let up it would be amazing to watch what the Ravens might do next season if they ditch Dilfer for Brad Johnson or some other free agent.

On the other hand, if by some miracle Dilfer does end up back starting for the Ravens he need not worry too much about fantasy football fans — he’s not exactly going to be at the top of everyone’s draft list for next season.

Huh? What did Mortensen expect to hear from a quarterback whose numbers are so bad that even after winning the Super Bowl it is unlikely Dilfer will be back starting for the Ravens next year. I’d hate fantasy football too if I were being paid a lot of money to be as innaccurate a passer as Dilfer was in the first half of Super Bowl XXXV.

The Ravens do have some good receivers, and if the defense doesn’t let up it would be amazing to watch what the Ravens might do next season if they ditch Dilfer for Brad Johnson or some other free agent.

On the other hand, if by some miracle Dilfer does end up back starting for the Ravens he need not worry too much about fantasy football fans — he’s not exactly going to be at the top of everyone’s draft list for next season.

Why The World Will Never See an Anti-HIV Microbicide

There’s no anti-HIV microbicide on the market — is that because companies don’t care about women’s health?

If you believe Chicago Tribune columnist Donna Bozzo, you’ll never see an anti-HIV microbicide on the shelves of your local pharmacy because the drug companies simply don’t care about women’s health. A more likely explanation is that women wouldn’t use it and even if they did, the company foolish enough to market such a product would get taken to the cleaners in the form of product liability lawsuits.

Bozzo writes that currently the only way women can avoid AIDS is by asking their partners to usecondoms (Bozzo forgets to note that not sharing drug needles and abstaining from sex with partners whose HIV status is uncertain are also good prevention methods for members of either sex). Bozzo speculates that anti-HIV microbicides may be viable within a few years,

But research indicates it would be possible to develop topical products that could help protect women from STDs…

Researchers are working to develop gels, foams, creams, or films that women could apply intravaginally before having sex. In theory, a microbicide treatment would protect a woman from HIV and other STDs by creating a barrier against viruses, killing viruses or bacteria on contact, or preventing virus replication.

But will such a product ever see the light of day? Probably not, but Bozzo’s reasoning is suspect.

Quoting Amy Allina, program director for the National Women’s Health Network, Bozzo alleges that pharmaceutical companies think that there is simply no market for an intravaginal microbicide, but in fact, “advocates have done surveys, including one by the Alan Guttmacher Institute, indicating that 35 percent of women would use a microbicide to protect themselves from AIDS.”

The problem with this claim is that it runs straight into reality. Women might tell surveys and focus groups that they would gladly use a foam or cream intravaginally, but compliance rates for such regimens tend to be dismal. Women simply tend to find products inconvenient and/or difficult to use and tend not to buy them when alternatives (such as condoms in this case) are available and are more convenient.

Second, given the legal environment in the United States, any company that marketed an anti-HIV microbicide would be putting itself at enormous risk. Such a product would almost certainly come with warnings that it cannot guarantee 100 percent effectiveness and should be used in conjunction with condoms and other preventative measures, but none of that would stem lawsuits from the company by women and men who claimed the product failed to prevent their HIV infection. In fact a pharmaceutical company would probably not have to wait more than a few years to begin facing such lawsuits.

Once in court, the company would face a huge predicament. Squaring off against a sympathetic AIDS victim would be bad enough, but then in order to defend itself properly the company would have to pry into the intimate details of the AIDS suffer’s sex life which would certainly not earn it a lot of good publicity. In fact I can almost imagine the first such plaintiff’s feature story on 20/20 with Barbara Walters doing the voice over about how a greedy pharmaceutical company failed to protect a nice young woman against AIDS.

Given the poor history of intravaginal treatments as well as the enormous legal liability, it should come as no surprise that there is little interest among pharmaceutical companies to create such a medication. This has everything to do, however, with the legal environment and past history of such products in the United States rather than any bias against women’s health on the part of pharmaceutical companies, who would love nothing more than to find a blockbuster product to market to any segment of society.

Source:

Politics puts some drugs on the slow track. Donna Bozzo, The Chicago Tribune, January 24, 2001.

Self-Serving Wired Story

I always have to laugh when I see stories like today’s Wired article, Microsoft: Silence of the Flaks. Hmmm. A news organization running a story berating a company for not being more willing to talk to news organizations. No, that’s not a self-serving story at all.

The irony, of course, is that news organizations such as Wired will scream to high heaven about companies and individuals not being forthcoming, but most newsrooms are extremely tightlipped about their own operations to a point that often borders on paranoia.

SmallBall: America’s Pastime Meets Virtual Pets

Real.Com has a games division apparently, and has announced beta testing of a baseball strategy game it calls SmallBall. The kicker is the game combines baseball with virtual pet-like technology. According to a brief FAQ about the game,

The concept behind SmallBall games is to combine sports with Artificial Life (A-life) technology. When you sign up for SmallBall Baseball you get your own team, and each of the players are genetically unique. By training and interacting with them, you can improve their performance. You don’t do this by pitching and swinging as in a typical baseball video games – you win by getting to know your little players and caring for them to help them grow… kind of like Virtual Pets, only you can pit your pet ball players against others.

How exactly will this work,

Each player has his own set of genes. Each gene is expressed as a specific skill. Like running speed, Throwing power, Pitching skill, etc. Each player basically starts out the same, with low skills. But each gene in each player has an ‘elasticity’ value. This means the genes can change and change at different rates. Also, the ‘elasticity’ change changes over time. As a result each player is totally unique. And their differences become more extreme as they age and practice. So at first you may have a little rookie, but if you keep him fit and happy over time he may turn into a Babe Ruth!

Sounds like it might be worth a look.

Detroit Lions Get New Coach

The Detroit Lions just hired yet a new coach. How they did it illustrates why I have never been able to stomach rooting for the team.

First, the existing head coach Bobby Ross quit. Couldn’t blame him — the problem with the Lions, who have never come close to playing in a Super Bowl, are with the organization and are bigger than any particular set of players or coaches.

Second, they replaced Ross with Gary Moeller. Moeller was a former University of Michigan football coach fired from that job after he got in a mini brawl at a restaurant after having too much to drink. I thought Moeller was a horrible choice, but not surprising.

What was surprising is after a couple of wins, they gave him a three year contract. The reasonable thing would have been to put out some vague, “we’re going to evaluate our coaching situation at the end of the season.” But no, the owner had to go and give him a three year contract.

And then promptly fire him at the end of the season to replace him with Marty Mornhinweg. Mornhinweg is the choice of the new Lions president Matt Millen.

Millen knows football, and if the Ford family will just let him do his job he can probably turn the franchise around. On the other hand if the Lions keep insist on making stupid decisions, like they did with Moeller’s three year contract, it’ll be another 40 years before they find themselves seriously competing for a championship.