Jedi Cologne — New and Improve With More Midochlorians

Star Wars Jedi cologne? Seriously? Well, I guess it couldn’t stink up the joint any worse than the godawful Clone Wars which its branded with. The Clone Wars movie/cartoon seems designed to prove to the world that, really, Episode I was not as bad as it could have been. That it has its own cologne somehow seems appropriate.

Now, if they’d only bring out the full size George Lucas punching bag I think we’re all ready for.

Star Wars Cologne

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