How to Fix Disney

Newsweek has an article on Disney’s financial problems and how management is approaching them, and Cory Doctorow has some intersetig ideas on how Disney could turn things around.

Anywhere, here’s my grand plan on how Disney can stop mismanaging its licensed properties. Everyone at the company should be forced to sit and watch Piglet’s Big Movie. I had to sit through this sugar coated piece of crap with my daughter, so it’s the least the folks at Disney could do. Plus, it is a perfect example of just how badly Disney has mismanaged what should be a killer franchise.

Like everything else, though, they’ve just run Pooh through the corporate meat grinder until the characters are indistinguishable from every other product line geared toward younger kids.

When Is PETA Going to Sue the CDFE?

Okay, here’s something I genuinely don’t understand — why hasn’t People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sued Ron Arnold and the Center for the Defense of Free Enterprise for libel yet? This is hard to understand for two reasons.

First, PETA is hardly afraid to file lawsuits. Just last February, for example, PETA said it would sue the state of New Jersey after PETA activists Dan Shannon and Jay Kelly hit a deer in that state while driving a PETA-owned vehicle. One news organization I wrote an op-ed about PETA for made me go over it with a fine-tooth comb because of PETA’s perceived litigiousness. This is not an organization known for holding their lawyers at bay.

Second, Ron Arnold has said a number of things which PETA and its attorneys say are patently untrue and would thereby be libelous. For example, here’s Arnold describing PETA in no uncertain terms for the New Jersey Herald earlier this month,

We believe the evidence shows that PETA’s leaders and personnel have been involved in criminal activities of such a magnitude for such a length of time that they have no legal right to a tax exemption.

Or how about its filing with the IRS last year where Arnold and CDFE asserted,

PETA openly and actively induces and encourages unlawful acts . . .

Maybe PETA agrees with Arnold that it actively encourages criminal acts. But no, PETA attorney Jeff Kerr tells the New Jersey Herald,

That is completely ludicrous and they’ve known about it for a long time. Everything it [PETA] does is directly related to trying to help end the suffering and exploitation of animals. Everything we do is consistent with the charitable mission of PETA.

Well, if Arnold’s assertions are really that ludicrous, it’s a bit odd that PETA doesn’t seek recourse in the courts through a libel action. Either they really know Arnold’s statement is, in fact, accurate, or they’re too busy suing states when their own activists hit deer to bother.

Source:

Animal rights group attacked; PETA integrity under question. Pat Mindos, New Jersey Herald, May 6, 2003.

Mbeki Continues to Adopt the U.N. Approach

Thabo Mbeki has really done an excellent job of adopting the United Nations approach to wars, ethnic conflict and human rights violations in Africa. Just ignore the proble, court dictators, and justify the unjustifiable 90 percent of the time, and then once or twice a year make a pretty speech at an international conference.

Whitewash, rinse, and repeat.

Source:

Mbeki: End conflict in Africa. The Natal Witness (South Africa), May 26, 2003.

Oh, No, Not Another Saddam Statue . . .

The New York Times has an interesting story on the folks who had to make all of those statues of Saddam Hussein that littered the Iraqi landscape.

“Of course we were amazed all the time about the orders for statues,” said Farid Hussein, a supervisor at the factory and no relation of the deposed leader, as he roamed the abandoned grounds. “We would think, `Oh, no, not another statue of Saddam.’ “

Cranking out statues of Saddam — now that sounds like a job that really would have sucked. In the end, though, the joke was on Saddam. Yes, they cranked out 4-5 giant statues of the imperious leader ever year, but according to the Times, “They [the factory workers] also made their own sculpture here, secretly using the foundry’s facilities and storing their own works at home.”

Source:

Giants of Iraqi History Linger in Pieces. Neela Banerjee, The New York Times, May 26, 2003.

More anti-Google FUD

It is odd for Dave Winer to continue to insist that webloggers have an obligation to make sure they are factually correct, when he regularly points to all sorts of nonsense. For example, he continues his passive-aggressive approach toward Google by linking to this article in which Jeremy Zawodny complains about aspects of Google’s page rank algorithm. But Zawodny’s problems are ones that have been reported repeatedly by weblogs and really come down to the often-bizarre things that can temporarily happen to a site while Google is updating its index.

Zawodny writes,

It has already happened. And the results are less than ideal. A Google search for “jeremy” now [sometimes] yields something far different than what it used to. Notice that Google now believes that my home page is more important than my blog. That is, for lack of a better term, retarded.

When I do a Google search on “jeremy” the first link is to Zawodny’s site. But it is not surprising that sometimes a different link comes up. This happens all the time to AnimalRights.Net when Google is updating its index. Usually the site sits at #3, but sometimes temporarily drops to 4 or 5, and occasionally falls off entirely. Such problems appear to be an artifact of the way Google updates its index and propagates such updates to its various servers.

Some of the posters who comment on Zawodny’s claim also put forth a further claim, that Google is no longer crawling new pages on their sites. I don’t know how Google decides how often it should crawl sites, but it crawls AnimalRights.Net very frequently (a bit too frequently, actually). For example, just a few days after I wrote an article that mentioned a California Court Commissioner, that article is already the third link returned on a search on that commissioner’s name.

The really odd thing here is that with no evidence whatsoever, people are running around making claims that Google wants to purge or reduce the importance of weblogs in its database. Given the paucity of evidence, that is absurd. Plus it would be a huge mistake.

The situation is actually the reverse — Google is free riding on the backs of individual webloggers who are collectively performing a function not unlike Google’s automated news service. By indexing all of that content and then using page rank and other methods to make it easy to drill down through, Google has a win-win situation that benefits it as well as visitors to the search engine.

The only people who seem to think this is a bad thing are some of the traditional media folks who are pissed that some weblogger comes up first in a Google search rather than the New York Times or some other such site. But the fact is that the weblogger link is likely more useful than the NYT link would be anyway (when was the last time an NYT story linked to criticism of said story in another newspaper, for example — something that happens all the time in weblog land).

Tiger Rescue Operators Charged With 17 Felonies

The operators of a nonprofit organization dedicated to rescuing performing tigers were recently charged with 17 felonies after an April 22 raid of their home and tiger sanctuary allegedly turned up numerous health and safety violations as well as numerous dead tigers in various states of decay.

On a web site for Tiger Rescue, John Weinhart and Marla Smith claimed they had been rescuing movie and other performing tigers for over 30 years. But when police raided their property they found the carcasses of 88 dead tigers as well as numerous leopard and tiger cubs living in unhealthy conditions.

Prosecutors said that Weinhart and Smith had two full-grown tigers in their yard and, for good measure, two alligators living in their bathtub. The couple were charged with child endangerment due to the presence of their 8-year-old son who was removed from their custody.

If convicted, both Weinhart and Smith could receive up to 16 years in jail.

Sources:

Couple who ran animal sanctuary charged. Associated Press, May 22, 2003.

Many Dead Tigers Are Found at Big Cat ‘Retirement Home’. New York Time, April 2003.

Neglected Tiger, Leopard Cubs On Mend. CBS News, April 24, 2003.

90 Tigers Found Dead At Calif. Home. CBS News, April 25, 2003.