You Say Tomato, Middlesex Drug Warriors Say Marijuana

A helicopter swooped over Glen Coberly’s tomato patch in Middlesex, Virginia, while 6-7 officers sprang upon him with guns drawn and ordered him to the ground. Convinced they had spotted Coberly harvesting marijuana plants, they were about to make a big bust. Unfortunately for them, their would-be score went bust itself when it turned out the plants were tomatoes.

The helicopter pilot thought Coberly’s tomato plants looked the same color as marijuana, but conceded he can make mistakes on overcast days like the one on which the raid occurred. Not that they didn’t have the best intentions. Middlesex Sheriff Guy Abbott said, “We’re just trying to do our best to protect our citizens. And we’re not perfect; we make mistakes.”

But who is going to protect the Glen Coberly’s of the world from overzealous drug warriors?

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Drug agents ketchup to wrong suspects. Daily Press, Tina McCloud, July 20, 2001.

United Poultry Concerns Plans Anti-KFC Protests

United Poultry Concerns recently announced a People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals-style protest against KFC on July 29, 2001.

These folks need a lot of work to match the sophistication of PETA’s media grabbing, but there was this hilarious nugget in their press release,

Much sweeter [than eating chickens] is the sight of happy chickens at UPC’s sanctuary in Virginia. “When people meet the chickens and see how nice they are, they stop thinking them of food,” says UPC protest co-organizer Franklin Wade. “At our KFC protest, each person who sees our signs or takes a leaflet must think about these birds and consider the truth.”

Yeah, if we could only sit down and have a long conversation with a chicken, we’d understand our shared humanity… er, scratch that. I suspect what most people will consider after taking a UPC leaflet is, “Why couldn’t they have given me a coupon off a bucket of wings instead?”

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Chicken rights activists target KFC for Protest; “Stop Slaughter of the Innocent, Go Veggie,” They Urge. United Poultry Concerns, Press Release, July 26, 2001.

Sheep Eyes=High Ratings

Prior to its broadcast, animal rights activists were distributing angry letters and call for action against NBC’s reality-based gross out show, “Fear Factor.” Its most recent episode dared contestants to eat sheep’s eyes.

The ratings are in, and NBC’s strategy seemed to pull in the ratings with 14.12 million people tuning in to watch the sheep eye episode based on preliminary ratings figures (the show is easily the highest rated summer TV series).

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NBC’s “Fear” scares ratings high again. Rick Kissell, Variety, July 25, 2001.

Anti-HLS Activists Attack Yacht Belonging to Bank of New York Executive

A group of animal rights activists calling themselves Pirates for Animal Liberation claimed responsibility this week for sinking a yacht belonging to bank of new York executive Brian G. Rogan. Rogan is BNY’s President of Capital Markets.

The group targeted Rogan because BNY provides financial services to Huntingdon Life Sciences. In a communique claiming responsibility for the act, the activist said,

As the boat began to take on water it was cut loose and pushed out to sea, we left before confirming whether or not the boat sunk. Both the boat and his [Rogans’s] personal dock were left covered with painted slogans denouncing BNY’s involvement with Huntingdon Life Sciences…

Upon escape we cut through his estate to his personal Flag Pole, his Amerikkkan Flag was lowered and discarded like the trash it is, and replaced with the only flag that matters, a pirate flag!

Although it claims to only follow legal tactics, Stop Huntingdon Animal Cruelty welcomed the property destruction. In its press release on the matter, Frontline Information Service quoted an unnamed SHAC spokesperson as saying,

SHAC is a legal campaign and the P.A.L.’s action was unsolicited, but enthusiastically welcomed. HLS has been warned for the 500 animals they murder every day there is 500 different strategies the animal rights movement will use to shut them down. I would anticipate seeing more creative and hard-hitting tactics like this in the future.

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“HLS: Thar She Blows” – Animal ‘Pirates’ Sink Bank Exec’s Yacht! Press Release, Frontline Information Service, July 25, 2001