This Week, I Give Myself a B+

Now that my server has been upgraded and seems to be running faster than Superman when he turned back time to save Lois Lane (plus no crashes), I am really starting to get back into the flow of things and get to writing and updating the site like I envisioned. This week I wrote close to 20,000 words (the equivalent of about 80 double-spaced pages) and updated most of the 5 or 6 main sites on a daily basis.

I only give myself a B+ because there were still some things I wanted to write about but didn’t get the chance to because I was being lazy, plus due to some poor planning some of the articles I wrote were rushed out the door a bit faster than I would have liked.

Still, all in all, a very successful week.

Livin’ Large

Last night I picked up the Livin’ Large expansion for The Sims. Well worth the $20 at Best Buy. Even beyond the coolness of getting to play Rock, Paper, Scissors, with the Grim Reaper is the hilarious commentary on some of the items. The satirical entries for all of the new paintings, for example, had me laughing out loud.

Plus they have actually improved the “Export to HTML” feature which, as I have said before, should be a requirement for games from now on given the ubiquity of personal web sites. Sure I can take screen shots and then do all the HTML work myself but is it really that difficult to add a feature to handle this automatically?

Worst Movie Ever: Highlander 2, Renegade Version

I have been reading reviews the last few days just ripping apart the latest “Highlander” movie as being pretty much incomprehensible. On the other hand, a lot of people seem to have problems following science fiction movies (as I was leaving “The Matrix,” for example, the woman ahead of me was complaining that she “didn’t get it”), so I will withhold judgment.

While it might not really be the worst movie ever, if you want to see a very bad movie rent “Highlander 2: The Renegade Version”. Okay, even though I like the original “Highlander” film, I will admit that that movie was a bad film unless you are a sci-fi junkie, and the theatrical version of “Highlander 2” was even worse. The irony is the director of the film complained about how the American distributors of Highlander 2 cut it all up and ruined it, so they went out and re-edited the film, changed the narrative and did a bunch of other crap to make the movie they wanted to release. After watching it, you will understand why the American distributors cut it so heavily!

First, although the characters are the same, there is absolutely no narrative continuity between the first Highlander film and the Renegade 2 version. The Renegade 2 version starts on some alien world with an incomprehensible plot twist involving a rebellion led by Christopher Lambert’s character and goes downhill from there. There are special effects shots in the new film that look like they were rejected from that wretched “Spawn” film.

I do have a small caveat, in that this is one of the few films I found to be so bad that I had to stop before reaching the end — and I tried on 3 or 4 occasions to give the film a fair shot. Unfortunately, there is this ridiculous scene about 20 to 30 minutes into the movie where the evil alien overlord from the other planet sends a couple of his minions to kill Lambert and there’s this stupid action scene, complete with flying skateboard a la “Back to the Future,” which is the aforementioned reject from “Spawn” scene. After all this crashing and just ridiculous level of explosions, Lambert ends up pushing his female companion against a wall and they have sex. The first time through I just busted out laughing. The next few times through I get to this scene and I am verging on physically ill because its the culmination of the start of a movie that is so bad you have to wonder if it was not done intentionally as a way of highlighting the idiocy of some sci-fi films.

The Matrix, Existenz and The 13th Floor (Spoiler Warning)

Spoiler Warning: Do not read this if you have not seen “The Matrix,” “Existenz”, and “The 13th Floor,” unless you want the endings of these movies spoiled.

Last night I was channel surfing and ended up watching the last half of “The 13th Floor” for about the 10th time. This is an excellent sci-fi film in the whole “is this real?” genre of films started by “The Matrix” (“Existenz” is a Cronenberg film in the same vein that is, like all of his films, bizarre beyond belief.)

I like these films, but it always bugs me how they chicken out at the end to please the moviegoers. Only “Existenz” comes close to really driving home the true problem — how do we know the characters at the end of these films are not themselves in yet another computer simulation.

In the “13th Floor,” for example, the main character has created this simulated world which people can jack into, only to discover that his world is also just a simulation. He meets people who have jacked-in from the outside, and at the end of the movie escapes his simulation back to the real world. But the film chickens out by never considering the obvious possibility — that this third and supposedly “real” world is also a simulation. The same thing goes for “The Matrix”. It is interesting that after being in the matrix for so long and finally getting out to the “real world” that nobody in the film seems to consider the possibility that the “real world” might also be a simulation. “Existenz” comes closest to this point with many layers of simulations so it is a lot more difficult to know if the final scene is really the final world (and the film is very difficult to follow as a result).

Of course we can just leave the whole computer simulation issue out of it since right now everyone who is reading this is running an extremely advanced simulation of the universe within their brain. Moreover this simulation is often wrong and needs to be constantly corrected. In the “13th Floor,” the main character learns he is in a simulation when he ends up driving to a part of the world that the programmers had not yet programmed and he literally sees where the world ends — a clear logical inconsistency. The simulation your brain runs of the world has similar problems. A good example that I learned from a philosophy professor is to take a book, a small one is preferable, and hold it to your nose. What shape is it? Most people reply that the book is rectangular in shape, but in fact the image you see is actually a trapezoid. There are also the many other more formal optical illusions where our brain can be fooled into thinking that lines of the same length are actually of different lengths, etc. (not to mention the complete weirdness of things like Godel’s proof that there are some things in formal systems that are true but unprovable, or the weird results of quantum mechanics which really stretches the ability of our brain’s simulation of the universe to comprehend).

It is this sort of speculation, by the way, which explains why my wife does not like to watch science fiction with me. Actually that has more to do with my theory that Star Trek is a revisionist historical look at the history of the Federation, but I do not even want to get started on that.