America in 2017. Where the Secretary of State offers up a rebuttal on national television to a Senator’s claim that the president has castrated him.
Moron In Chief Donald Trump was widely mocked for throwing rolls of paper towels at an aid center in Puerto Rico last week. In an interview with Mike Huckabee, however, Trump describes the immense fun he had tossing the towels,
“They had these beautiful, soft towels. Very good towels,” Trump said. “And I came in, and there was a crowd of a lot of people. And they were screaming, and they were loving everything. I was having fun. They were having fun. They said, ‘Throw ‘em to me! Throw ‘em to me, Mr. President!’
“So next day, they said, ‘Oh, it was so disrespectful to the people,’” Trump continued, referring to the press. “It was just a made-up thing. And also, when I walked in, the cheering was incredible.”
“You were a rock star!” Huckabee interjected. “I saw the video of it!”
“The cheering was, it was deafening,” Trump continued. “They turned down the sound so that you just heard the announcers: ‘Donald Trump.’”
Video of the exchange below:
What the hell is wrong with this man.