Tag: Donald Trump

Moron President Describes Fun He Had Throwing Towels in Puerto Rico

Moron In Chief Donald Trump was widely mocked for throwing rolls of paper towels at an aid center in Puerto Rico last week. In an interview with Mike Huckabee, however, Trump describes the immense fun he had tossing the towels,

“They had these beautiful, soft towels. Very good towels,” Trump said. “And I came in, and there was a crowd of a lot of people. And they were screaming, and they were loving everything. I was having fun. They were having fun. They said, ‘Throw ‘em to me! Throw ‘em to me, Mr. President!’

“So next day, they said, ‘Oh, it was so disrespectful to the people,’” Trump continued, referring to the press. “It was just a made-up thing. And also, when I walked in, the cheering was incredible.”

“You were a rock star!” Huckabee interjected. “I saw the video of it!”

“The cheering was, it was deafening,” Trump continued. “They turned down the sound so that you just heard the announcers: ‘Donald Trump.’”

Video of the exchange below:

Donald Trump Is a Moron, Mid-September 2017 Edition

Trump reminds me of this guy I knew in college who flunked out very quickly. Even after a week of lectures devoted to it, he could never quite understand the role of NATO in the Cold War. Of course, he’d spend most of the class making sexual innuendos about the instructor, and that was apparently the pinnacle of his cognitive capabilities and achievements.

I’m sure he ROTFLd at these Trump tweets and retweets.

On Same Day, Trump Declares “National Day for the Victims of Communism” and Congratulates Communist Dictator

The White House issued a press release on November 7, 2017 declaring a National Day for the Victims of Communism.

Today, the National Day for the Victims of Communism, marks 100 years since the Bolshevik Revolution took place in Russia. The Bolshevik Revolution gave rise to the Soviet Union and its dark decades of oppressive communism, a political philosophy incompatible with liberty, prosperity, and the dignity of human life.

Over the past century, communist totalitarian regimes around the world have killed more than 100 million people and subjected countless more to exploitation, violence, and untold devastation. These movements, under the false pretense of liberation, systematically robbed innocent people of their God-given rights of free worship, freedom of association, and countless other rights we hold sacrosanct. Citizens yearning for freedom were subjugated by the state through the use of coercion, violence, and fear.

Today, we remember those who have died and all who continue to suffer under communism. In their memory and in honor of the indomitable spirit of those who have fought courageously to spread freedom and opportunity around the world, our Nation reaffirms its steadfast resolve to shine the light of liberty for all who yearn for a brighter, freer future.

That evening, President Donald Trump tweeted out congratulations to Communist dictator Xi Jinping for “his great political victory.”