OpinionJournal.Com’s Christopher Buckley pokes fun at Al-Jazeera with a parody transcript of the recently released tape of Osama Bin Laden,
Osama bin Laden: I had this dream.
Sheik Sulayman: Me too [inaudible] episode of “Baywatch.”
Osama bin Laden: Not that kind of dream. I was in Neiman Marcus, the satanic department store, trying to buy a white player piano. And they wouldn’t take Visa. Fortunately, I had the American Express Platinum Card.
Sheik Sulayman: Allah be praised. So what have you been up to lately, O Evil One? Kidding.