WordPress-Based Activity Streams with FeedWordPress

One of my many obsessions is with activity streams — collecting the little bits of information we leave all over the web and organizing it into something a bit more useful. I used to use Sweetcron for that on this website but a) Sweetcron has largely been abandoned and efforts to fork and update it have largely failed, and b) I really wanted something that would work within a WordPress install, especially with the new multi-site capability built-in to WordPress.

The solution is the FeedWordPress plugin. Essentially, FeedWordPress is just an RSS/Atom aggregator. You give it RSS/Atom feed URLs and then set up a cron job to call the update function. After that, it goes through on a regular basis reading the feeds and adding new entries to WordPress as posts.

You can see the result on my lifestream subsite. I’ve got FeedWordPress checking about 40 different RSS feeds and then adding each new item as a separate post. FeedWordPress makes it trivial to do things like automatically tag posts, so I can easily drill down and look at just my main World of Warcraft character’s stream.

FeedWordPress does pretty much everything I wanted a lifestream app to do.

El Salvador Clowns Protest Over Criminal Impostors

You just can’t make this stuff up,

More than 100 clowns have taken to the streets in El Salvador to protest against the murder of a bus passenger killed by two “impostor clowns”.

Apparently in San Salvador, clowns regularly perform on public buses, picking up tips from passengers — that must be how public transportation works in hell, too. In early June 2010 a couple of thugs dressed up as clowns, boarded a bus, and shot a man who refused to give them money.

The clowns responded by organizing a protest to point out that, hey, clowns are people too. Carlos Vasquez, who was described in press reports as the clown union leader [insert joke about union leaders as clowns here] told the Associated Press and Sky News that the union was working on a plan to issue ID cards to real clowns.

The only thing that would have made this story more surreal is if they had referred to one of the killers as the Clown Prince of Crime.