James Lileks on Hamas

The local paper ran James Lileks’ op-ed about Hamas’ announcement it had abandoned the terms of the truce with Israel. Lileks opens his op-ed with this bit,

“Hamas Abandons Truce After Israeli Strike” read the Yahoo headline on the Associated press story. A reasonable reaction. Hamas had just been pushed too far. They send out a holy man to blow up a bus, and Israel has the temerity to kill some architects of the plot. You can understand Hamas’ position: How can you talk to such hotheads? How do you deal with people who think dead Jews count?

James Lileks on Gene Robinson

James Lileks nails the real reason that Rev. Gene Robinson is a poor choice to elevate to Bishop,

This story has irritated me from the start, and it has nothing to do with Rev. RobinsonÂ’s sexual orientation. The guy left his wife and kids to go do the hokey-pokey with someone else: thatÂ’s what itÂ’s all about, at least for me. Marriages founder for a variety of reasons, and ofttimes theyÂ’re valid reasons, sad and inescapable. But “I want to have sex with other people” is not a valid reason for depriving two little girls of a daddy who lives with them, gets up at night when they’re sick, kisses them in the morning when they wake. There’s a word for people who leave their children because they don’t want to have sex with Mommy anymore: selfish. I’m not a praying man, but I cannot possibly imagine asking God if that would be okay. Send them another Dad, okay? Until you do I’ll keep my cellphone on 24/7, I promise.

Who are you to judge? is the standard response, and I quote Captain James T. Kirk when asked the same question by Kodos the Executioner: who do I have to be? IÂ’ll tell you this: my nightmare is losing my daughter. The idea of leaving her on purpose is inconceivable, and I donÂ’t care if Adriana Lima drove up the driveway in a ’57 BelAir convertible, tossed me the keys and asked me to drive her to Rio, it ainÂ’t gonna happen. I made a promise when I married my wife, and I made another when we had our daughter. It’s made me rather cranky on the subject of men who don’t stick around. They’re letting down the side. They’re reverting to type. They’re talking from their trousers.

I know, I know, his daughters love him & support him now. So what. Hitler’s dog went to his funeral. (No, that doesn’t make sense, but it’s my favorite wrench to throw in conversations this week.) If he’d cast off his family to cavort with a woman from the choir, I’m not sure he’d be elevated to the level of moral avatar – but by some peculiar twist the fact that he left mom for a man insulates him from criticism. It’s as if he had to do it. To stay in the marriage would have been (crack of thunder, horses neighing) living a lie, and nowadays we’re told that’s the worst thing anyone can do. Better to bedevil other lives with the truth than inconvenience your own with a lie. Right? If others are harmed in the short run, eventually they will be happy because you’re happier. Right?

I don’t think it works that way with little children. I don’t think they understand why Dads leave – and so they make up their own reasons and spend years looking for evidence in other people.

Heard an interview with Rev. Robinson this afternoon, and he used a phrase that set my teeth on edge: he referred to partnerships as “life-intentioned.” A wonderful weasel word, that: intention. The escape hatch is built right in. It’s as if the intention to stay together is equal to the expressed promise to stay together. But it’s not. Everyone had a faithless lover who did you wrong, and usually blamed everything but free will. It just happened, you know. Wasn’t intending to cheat, but . . . it just happened, okay?

Tonight I told my wife that I now regarded our marriage vows not as a solemn promise, but an expression of my intentions.

One of the objections I hear over and over again to atheism is that without a belief in God, people will have no incentive to act morally. Thankfully, we have plenty of counterexamples of late that provide the necessary counterfactuals to that claim.

Alex Beam Offers the Worst that Media Have to Offer

Reading all of the online commentary about Alex Beam’s hatchet jobs on weblogs, I saw someone point out (and I want to amplify), Beam’s use of one of the most detestable journalistic constructs — manipulating people to fit the story that journalist’s want to write rather than what the world presents them.

Now, I don’t mean to argue that journalists should be “objective” or “unbiased,” but rather that they cross a line when have a new article already formed in their head and go about manufacturing that story with behind-the-scenes wizardry that the marks in the audience never see.

Beam does an excellent job of making James Lileks look like a moron. Beam writes,

Bestirred by my uncharitable inquiry, Lileks demonstrates that he does have something to say. ”Oh, no. You’re not going to write one of those clueless old-media `blogging phenomenon’ stories, are you? My Bleats are just end-of-the-day remarks. That’s all. Granted, I’m not writing about deathless issues such as the movie rights for the story of a Providence mayor” – ouch! – ”but now and then a few notes on the war just slip in for the few dozen readers interested in the subject.” Lileks also writes for the soon-to-be-extinct newspaper medium and signs off on his message with this comradely quote from Elvis Costello: ”I wish you luck with a capital F.” Double ouch!

The first time I read that through my main reaction was what a pompous ass Lileks is. But, in fact, Beam essentially manufactured the quote he wanted by sending Lileks an incredible rude e-mail which was likely to result in this sort of response. Here’s the text of the e-mail Lileks says Beam sent him,

James, weren’t you once a talented humor writer? Why are you churning out this web dreck? I can’t tell if these bleats about Rod Serling or the Palestinians are diluting your humor work, because I can’t claim to know it well enough, but I certainly have my suspicions.

Feel free to respond: I am writing a column (deadline: Monday 11 am) on bloggers who might benefit from a less arduous writing schedule.

Alex Beam, Boston Globe

Beam wasn’t interested in learning about webloggers and writing about them, he wanted to right an incendiary-filled column and so e-mailed a very rude message to Lileks. Then he gives Lileks’ response without reproducing his own e-mail, making Lileks come across as an idiot. (Beam does say his e-mail to Lileks was “uncharitable”, but that’s way past uncharitable where I come from).

This is the sort of game that reporters play that make people dislike them so much.