Scottish activists with People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals experienced a problem they don’t usually run into — they couldn’t even shovel out the usual crap about animals.
Emma Dempsey, Sean Gifford, and an unidentified individual in a cows suit, planned two dump two tons of elephant manure from a dump truck at the entrance to some sort of beef event.
But the activists were unable to get all but a small amount of manure out of the dump truck. So rather than spreading the same old s—, the activists instead were arrested for alleged breach of the peace.
Source:
Cow nicked at protest. The Daily Record (UK), May 22, 2003.