Save Your Friend’s Life…And Then Sue Her

I thought these sort of lawsuits only happened in America, but they’re apparently also migrating to Canada now. Canada Press reports on a lawsuit stemming from an act of heroism in 1995.

Then 11-year-old Kerry-Jo Klingbeil saved her friend Amanda Horne’s life by pushing her out of the way of an oncoming truck. Unfortunately Klingbeil herself was then struck by the vehicle, and sustained injuries that left her mentally impaired and unable to find work according to the details of her lawsuit.

Now 17, Klingbeil is suing Horne saying that she was “compelled” to rescue Horne and now wants compensation for the injuries she suffered from the truck that otherwise would have hit Horne.

Not as bad as the victim suing the rescuer, which happens often in the United States, but still not a welcome trend.

Why Not Just Play Videos That Don’t Suck?

MTV is going to get all touchy-feely this year, including a 17-hour long broadcast featuring nothing but scrolling names of victims of “hate crimes.” According the Associated Press, it’s all part of a guilt trip by MTV over their heavy play of Eminem.

While I’m not much of an Eminem fan, a much better use of their time would be to go out and look for music videos that don’t suck. Intolerance of homosexuals and misogyny existed long before Eminem, but MTV is solely responsible for giving us these annoying, talent-free boy bands.

Slashdot’s Downhill Slide

Sometimes Slashdot is extremely infuriating. On the one hand people behind the site run around slamming Microsoft for its tactics, especially on a lot of the nonsense Microsoft puts out to tout its products’ alleged superiority. On the other hand, people like Jeff “Hemos” Bates demonstrate that they are just as shallow as soon as they step outside their narrow range of Linux advocacy.

What’s annoying me at the moment is a review by Bates of John Schwartz and Michael Osterholm’s book, Living Terrors. The books is one of several out now hyping the alleged dangers of bioterrorism.

First, the threat of bioterrorism is vastly overstated. As Jonathan Tucker’s Toxic Terror: Assessing Terrorist Use of Chemical and Biological Weapons concludes,

Crude delivery methods are likely to remain the most common forms of chemical and biological warfare terrorism. They are potentially capable of inflicting at most tens to hundreds of fatalities—within the destructive range of high-explosive bombs, but not the mass deaths predicted by the most alarmist scenarios. Although the devastating potential of a “catastrophic” event of chemical and biological warfare use warrants examination, history suggests that the most probable terrorist use of chemical and biological warfare agents will be tactical and relatively small-scale.

We are likely to see bioterrorism, but they will be small scale attacks much like the release of sarin gas in the a Japanese subway a few years ago rather than massive disease outbreaks that kill thousands of people.

Even more annoying, though, is that Bates makes an error in the introduction to his review which could have been fact checked with a quick web search. According to Bates,

Given the recent reports on the almost total lack of security in places like Russia’s facility for holding the smallpox virus, their Cold War manufacturing of thousands of tons of the stuff, and the FBI sting operation of someone in Las Vegas trying to buy anthrax, the book’s subject matter hits even closer to home.

The Las Vegas “FBI sting operation” almost certainly refers to the 1998 arrest of William Leavitt, Jr. and Larry Wayne Harris. The FBI accused Leavitt and Harris of buying anthrax in order to create a biological weapon, and their arrest was a high profile news story that earned the two a good deal of time on national news broadcasts for a few days.

There was only one problem: what Leavitt and Harris actually bought was a vaccine for animal anthrax. The claim that the two had anthrax and were going to make a biological weapon came solely from an FBI information who had been previously convicted of extortion and at the time was party to several lawsuits.

All charges related to bioterrorism were dropped by the government and Leavitt was released. Although charges against Harris were dropped, he also faced charges related to violation of his parole.

I found all of the above information out by simply doing a Google search for “Las Vegas anthrax”. Is it really asking too much for Bates and others at Slashdot who seem to see themselves as uber geeks to do the same? Please, do us a favor and tear yourself away from Princess Mononoke long enough to do a little fact checking.

Print Your Own Money (And It’s Legal)

Over the past few years there has been quite a bit of speculation about whether ubiquitous computer networks coupled with strong cryptography might lead to new currencies that are beyond the reach of the state. But why wait for the future? It turns out some Americans are already using alternative currencies.

According to a Fox News story, since 1972 more than 60 localized currency systems have sprouted up around the nation. In Ithaca, New York, for example, millions of dollars worth of Hours have changed hands. The Hour is paper and rectangular in shape much like the familiar dollar bills, and available in different denominations. So long as the currency is exchangeable for dollars, the scheme is completely legal.

Ithaca’s experiment isn’t quite motivated by libertarian concerns, but rather is the result of more left wing ideas of communitarian economics. The idea is by using Hours, the money can only be spent in Ithaca. Of course there’s nothing to stop such a currency from gradually becoming regional.

Since these competing currencies by law have to be exchangeable for the state’s funny money these currency systems aren’t really an alternative to Federal Reserve notes, but anything that gets people to question the fallacy that money must be created by the state is a good thing in my book.

Funny money. Michael Y. Park, Fox News, October 16, 2000.

Does Anyone Care About Star Trek: Voyager’s Finale

Oooh, according to a brief Associated Press interview/article, the actors on Star Trek: Voyager don’t know how the show will end. Will they get home? End up still lost in space?

Who cares, so long as this abominable series finally leaves the airwaves. Yes there have been 2 or 3 decent episodes of Voyager, but mostly the series seemed to exist to make the writers on Xena and Hercules look talented. Even the writers on those shows didn’t subject viewers to innumerable episodes center around a single stupid phrase: “The safety protocols on the Holodeck aren’t working [AGAIN!]”

I’m pretty much a Star Trek hater. it’s kind of pathetic when realize that the only decent Star Trek film relied on Ricardo Montalban of all people to provide a compelling villain. I tuned in weekly to note all of Data’s logical errors, and then later to jeer at the lame Bajorans (who deserved everything they got at the hands of the Cardassians, in my opinion).

But Voyager wasn’t even a challenge. Where’s the fun in mocking a show when even the principal actors and writers seem to have given up on it?

Why Blizzard Sucks

Okay, I stopped playing Diablo II after Blizzard nerfed the Necromancer character and after getting tired of finding new ways around the copy protection on the game CDs.

Now the suckers — I mean customers — who kept on playing the game are witness to more Blizzard nonsense. Okay, the original version of Diablo online was hack central, so this time around Blizzard used a client-server model with characters being stored on Blizzard’s servers. They said this would give greater security, and it did.

But then somebody within the past couple weeks figured out how to hack the system. The hack lets someone login and take control of another player’s character. The hackers are going through and systematically killing characters that people worked hundreds of hours to get to high levels by simply taking control of the character and then intentionally getting it killed.

No system that can be accessed publicly is safe from hacking, and Blizzard did a pretty decent job considering it took about 9 months for someone to figure out this particular vulnerability. What is not excusable, however, is Blizzard’s complete reticence to talk about the issue. To my knowledge they haven’t issued a single statement saying “This is what’s happened, this is what we’re doing about.” They’ve stuck to the modus operandi they established when people had problems shortly after the release of the game. Blizzard staff simply post “Servers will go down at XXX” and “Servers are back up now” messags without ever explaining what they did.

This apparently burned a lot of people who assumed when the servers went down last night and then back up today that the bug had been fixed. It hadn’t, and people who had been hiding high level hardware on mule characters were victimized by the hackers.

And based on what’s been happening the ladders that rank people, Blizzard didn’t have very recent backups of their servers. Ouch.

As a customer, I have come to expect that there will be bugs and problems with software. What separates good from lousy experiences with companies is their willingness to be up front and provide detailed information about problems and possible solutions with software. Blizzard’s tight-lipped approach really sucks.