I’ve never met Patrick West, but I definitely like how his mind works if his article on the natural vs. unnatural distinction is any clue.
Personally I’m just sick of the sheer hypocrisy over the use of the words “natural” and “unnatural.” Tell a liberal that homosexuality is “unnatural” and watch them freak out. On the other hand, tell the same person that genetically modified organisms are “unnatural” and 9 times out of 10 they’ll still freak out — but for entirely different reasons.
Not that some conservatives are much better. The most hilarious example I ever saw of this were conservatives on Usenet who would post that homosexuality was “unnatural.” Yeah, whereas Usenet is completely instinctual.
My problem is that I grew up in a rural part of Michigan and absolutely hated it. You know what natural is? Natural is not having HBO and Showtime because the cable company doesn’t want to string wires out to the podunk part of the world that you live in. “Natural” sucks.
Or as West puts it,
As far as I’m concerned, nature is not our friend — it is the enemy of humanity. Earthquakes, cancer, death, wisdom teeth, short sightedness [lack of cable!!]: these are natural. Penicillin, antibiotics, heart surgery, toothpaste, the spectacles I wear as a I write this [HBO and Showtime]: these are the innovations of man. Our ability to defy, defeat and overcome nature is what makes us human. Thanks to our tampering with the natural order of things, most people in the Western world can now look forward to dying in their beds.
(And if they’re really luck, dying with HBO or Showtime on the TV.)
But I’m willing to compromise. I just want to stipulate that everything humans do is either natural or unnatural and stick with it. If homosexuality is unnatural so are electric toothbrushes, camcorders, and xylophones. If homosexuality is natural, so are photographs, books, and Pez dispensers.
Lets just dispense with this absurd fiction that there are things that are “natural” and other things that are “unnatural” that is really equivalent to there are things that some people like and other things that those same people don’t like. The whole natural/ unnatural dichotomy is just a fraud to make it look like those personal preferences have some deep seated origin other than the whims of the people making the distinction.
Source:
In praise of the unnatural. Patrick West, Spiked-Online.Com, January 24, 2002.