Endless Fun with Endless Bubble Gun

The other day I saw an ad for the Mr. Bubbles Endless Bubbles Gun in a toy magazine, which mean a trip to the toy store to pick up two of these (one for my daughter and one for me, of course).

These are most excellent bubble guns. Just two AA batteries and you can go through a 4 oz. bottle of bubble solution in no time. And the design is ultra-cool — I love the magazine-style look.

Emma used her gun to make massive piles of bubbles on the porch. Very cool (now i just have to teach her to say “lock and load” while she’s replacing the bubble bottles).

Feminist Censors Try to Shut Down University of Connecticut Student Television Show

Do campus feminists have any respect for freedom of speech anymore? Certainly not at the University of Connecticut where 17 women filed sexual harassment charges against a student-run television show for allegedly creating a “hostile environment.”

Certainly University of Connecticut students Joseph Kingsley and Peter Pietro did not design their show to appeal to campus feminists. “I Did Your Mother” is their hour-long attempt at Howard Stern-style humor.

As Associated Press described it, “A recent broadcast included simulated sex between a man and woman and discussions of sexual positions and techniques. The hosts also take phone calls from both men and women.

Of course such a show does not have a chance in today’s campus environment because it commits the only crime that universities teach their student’s to recognize any more — it is offensive to somebody.

As senior Cheryl Eureka, who plans to file a sexual harassment complaint against the show with the dean, told The Associated Press, “It’s terrible. It’s offensive to everyone who goes here.” She elaborated on her comments to The Hartford Courant,

It’s just the climate here that makes this kind of behavior acceptable and doesn’t act against it. The university has this diversity plan and wants to make UConn a more welcoming place. If they don’t step up and address this kind of behavior, then their diversity plan is just a piece of paper.

Well, of course — Kingsley and Pietro offended somebody. How dare the administration not punish them? Why should anyone ever to tolerate anything that’s terrible and/or offensive just for some abstract idea about free speech and freedom of thought?

Oddly enough, a Google search turns up some rather sexually explicit materials that Eureka herself wrote related to the “Vagina Monologues” for a Women’s Studies course at the University of Connecticut. I will not quote that here, but you can see for yourself.

Give them credit — one thing Women’s Studies program do excel at is the careful cultivation of hypocrisy.

Sources:

`I Love Lucy,’ It’s Not. Grace E. Merritt, The Hartford Courant, May 2, 2002.

Student-run TV show drawing protest. Associated Press, May 2, 2002.

Are Videogames Protected by the First Amendment?

Are videogames protected by the First Amendment? No, accoridn gto U.S. District Judge Stephen N. Limbaugh Sr. In April, Limbaugh upheld a St. Louis law that made it illegal to sell violent or sexually explicit videogames to people under 17 without first obtaining parental consent.

Limbaugh went well beyond simply saying that the state had an interest in keeping minors away from violent or sexually explicit imagery, however, and argued instead that such video games are not Constitutionally protected speech. In his decision, Limbaugh wrote,

[There is] no conveyance of ideas, expression, or anything else that could possibly amount to speech. The court finds that video games have more in common with board games and sports than they do with motion pictures.

This contradicts a ruling in the U.S. District Court of Appeals for the 7th Circuit which ruled in a similar case that video games are indeed a protected form of speech.

Writing in Salon.Com, Wagner James Au blames the video game industry itself in part for this backward decision. According to Au, the video game industry produces such dreck, that it provides ample ammunition for people such as Limbaugh. According to Au,

The pit is, we can name only a few more [games that contain consequential expressions]. Because, as it happens, Limbaugh is pretty much right that most speech in games really is inconsequential, with characters and plots that are largely an artificat of marekting, more than anything else, derived from the shuffling about of recycled archetypes with the necessary Q-rating. (In this game, you’re a warrior/wizard/officer/king/commander, and you’re the only one who can stop/escape/surpass/overrun/destroy an evil race/army/mysterious/monstrous horde/dictator that threatens yourself/society/kingdom/planet/entire known universe).

Au indicts the videogame industry for not producing more game like “The Sims.” I love “The Sims” and games like it, but Au’s obnoxious argument against the standard archetypes of most video and computer games is far off the mark.

The fanatsy of being a lone individual who is the only person who can prevent a disaster that threatens the milieu in which the character resides is a powerful and important fantasy that is present in a lot of lousy art. It is present in everything from Westerns to Star Wars to lousy pulp fiction such as Doc Savage.

Rather than denigrate it, Au would be better off trying to understand its appeal and its importance. Most people have fantasies of being able to make a real difference in the world, but most peopole do not have a chance to actualize those fantasies. We can’t all be soldiers storming the beach at Normandy or firefighters rushing in to try to save people from the World Trade Center. But videogames, much like escapist entertainment throuhgout history, allows us to experience that in the comfort of our own homes (or video arcade).

Au and Limbaugh’s argument against games such as Resident Evil is no different than the longrunning criticism of another long suffering pop art form, the comic book (in fact Au’s complaints read eerily like somebody put anti-comic book arguments from the 1950s into a time machine set for 50 years later).

Pointless click ‘n kill videogames are free speech — and they are damn fine entertainment that fulfills an important human fantasy/dream.

Source:

Playing games with free speech. Wagner James Au, Salon.Com, May 6, 2002.

Best Jack Chick Tract Ever

The latest Jack Chick tract, The Nervous Witch, not only takes on all things witchy, but finally gets around to slamming Harry Potter as being a sort of gateway drug into “the craft.”

I nearly fell over in my chair laughing when the Bob Williams character tells the girl, “Samantha, the Potter books open a doorway that will put untold millions of kids into hell.”

Cases of HIV in India Could Surpass South Africa

While per capita HIV infection rates in India will likely never reach the levels found in South Africa, India is well on its way to surpassing South Africa’s tally of total AIDS cases.

Currently, the infection rate in India is estimated at only 0.7 percent. But with a population topping a billion people, that translates to 3.8 million adult cases in India compared to South Africa’s 4.7 million cases.

Even with the relatively low infection rate, this is an enormous number of cases that will strain the ability of India’s health care system to respond.

As in Africa, a mixture of denial and lack of openness about the disease has helped it spread. In some areas, such as the western state of Maharashta, as much as 2 percent of the adult population is HIV positive. That may not compare to South Africa’s 20 percent infection rate, but is high compared to a country such as the United States where HIV prevalence is only 0.61 percent (and where the prevalence is due in part to the long survival times of HIV positive individuals thanks to expensive drug regimens).

Source:

Indian HIV ‘could pass South Africa’. The BBC, May 2, 2002.

WHO Considers Changing Its Ringworm Treatment Policy

Due to the surprising results of research carried out on children in Zanzibar, the World Health Organization is considering lowering the age at which it treats children for ringworm parasites.

Infection of young children by ringworm parasites is fairly common in Africa, but WHO’s policy has been that it only treats children older than 24 months for the condition. This is because it was widely believed that ringworm infection among infants was milder than in older children and, hence, the benefit to be gained was minor.

But preliminary results from the Zanzibar study suggest that treating infants for ringworm parasites can make a significant impact on both malnutrition and anemia.

Researchers previously thought that the problem of anemia among children was due to a lack of iron in the diet, but the Zanzibar study suggests that in infants, the ringworm parasite plays a much larger role in causing anemia than previously thought.

WHO’s coordinator on parasitic diseases, Dr. Lorenzo Savioli, told the BBC that WHO is already preparing to change its recommendations on ringworm treatment which could result in millions of infants across Africa receiving medication to treat the parasite.

WHO has already investigated drugs that are used to treat ringworm to ensure they are not toxic to infants.

Source:

Child worm crackdown considered. The BBc, May 5, 2002.