Warsim: The Realm of Aslona is “a rich text based kingdom management game” but that description really doesn’t do it justice. Even the game updates are a treasure. Can’t recommend this game enough if ASCII-based simulations are your thing.
SELF FIGHTING GOBLINS! (4 features)
After reading a bug report from Misery on steam mentioning some units hitting themselves instead of their opponents I found it hilarious, it’s now a feature. Now the goblins of Uktak have a strange passtime! Self-fighting, who can beat themselves up for the longest?* Added ability to watch goblin self-fights in Uktak village (credit Misery)
* Added self-fights, brawls where the fighters hit themselves instead of their opponents
* Added pre-fight text for goblin self fight in Uktak
* Added post-fight screen for self fight survivor