Okay, this was a very bizarre story that appeared on Reuters’ wire this week,
A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away, police in Stuttgart [Germany] say.
No word on if the man offered up as a defense that it was in fact an action figure, not a doll.
German caught having sex with doll. Reuters, September 1, 2004.