This is from The Onion, but I’m not even sure it’s satire.
Another hilarious story from The Onion mocking National Rifle Association executive vice-president Wayne LaPierre.
Excellent story from The Onion – Kidnappers Demand Only Make Sense Given Economy,
Detectives from the New York Police Department confirmed that a list of demands received Wednesday from the abductors of 14-year-old Julia Weatherford, the daughter of multimillionaire financier Austin Weatherford, only make sense given the state of the nation’s economy. “The kidnappers promise to release Julia in exchange for $6,000 to pay for a few months’ rent and groceries, as well as a monthly subway pass and a warm parka for a 10-year-old boy, which considering the state of things, isn’t entirely unreasonable,” investigator Mike Brumm told reporters.
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