Of course in order for this t-shirt to really work, the wearer is limited to randomly repeating one of five stock phrases.
Batman may refuse to use guns on principle, but Batarang Bombs are a whole different story.
I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took a Batarang to the chest.
I’m not sure I want to know the answer to that question.
Everything is better in 8-bit.