Lanie Gunier Should Just Go Shopping

Milwaukee Journal Sentinel columnist Gregory Stanford wrote a column the other day in which he includes part of a discussion he had with Lani Guinier. Stanford includes a paraphrase of Guinier putting down the Republican Party. Stanford writes,

The Republican vision sustains a materialistic, individualistic, consumeristic culture, Guinier said.

And that’s a problem how? If the Republicans would just ditch their “morality” issues and focus on the individualistic consumerism, they’d have my vote any day of the week. (Guinier is apparently horrified that Bush urged Americans to go shopping after 9/11 — but what is more American than shopping?)

Ditch the abortion and gay stuff and focus on cutting taxes and killing terrorists — now there’s a political party I could get behind.

Guinier, on the other hand, contrasts this with the Democrats who she thinks should stress the idea of “shared responsibility and shared sacrifice.” Ugh. Thanks, but no thanks. If your religion calls for sacrifices, who am I to object, but please do it privately amongst yourselves.

Source:

It seems Democrats must work on passion, vision. Gregory Stanford, Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel, November 20, 2004.

Computer Games’ Preview of Freedom Force vs. The Third Reich

Normally I don’t buy computer game magazines because game-oriented web sites do a much better job of covering games. But the January 2005 issue of Computer Games has an extensive preview of Freedom Force vs. The Third Reich, Irrational’s sequel to Freedom Force.

Whereas the first game was a Silver Age-driven comics game, FFVTR is going to be focused on the Golden Age with lots of Nazis to pummel.

Various outlets, including Computer Games, are saying the game should be out in March which probably means sometime in July.

In the meantime, Image Comics is out with the first issue in its six-issue Freedom Force miniseries.

Free Fiona

Free Fiona is a website put up by Fiona Apple fans trying to convince Sony/Epic to release Apple’s third album, “Extraodinary Machine.”

The album was finished in May 2003, but Sony/Epic won’t release it because they don’t think it will sell in the United States. A couple tracks from the album were leaked on the Internet over the summer and Epic’s probably right — the album won’t sell worth crap since it doesn’t fit into the dominant prefab modes of commercial music these days (maybe if they added a hip hop drum track over it — blah).

Can’t imagine how much it must suck to work on something like an album and then have the record company just send it to the vaults. Ugh.

NBC’s Idea of Journalism

Back in October, Tom Brokaw complained that bloggers and Internet sites were too focused on the fake documents that Dan Rather used to try to impugn George W. Bush. Apparently, we should have been following NBC’s lead and been digging up dirt on Prince Charles’ sex life,

The 83-minute video will be shown in two hour-long specials on NBC’s “Dateline” – on Monday and a week later on Dec. 6.

Thank goodness NBC isn’t devoting two one-hour programs to the volatile situation in the Ukraine or Darfour.

Source:

Di on Charles: lousy lover. Ellen Tumposky, New York Daily News, November 26, 2004.

Mark Frauenfelder Lies to Himself to Feel Better

Boing! Boing! again confirms its need to avoiding cognitive dissonance (emphasis in the original),

Olli sez: “Just found this link to some really interesting anti-communist propaganda from the 1960′s. It’s a comic book that looks at what *COULD* happen to *YOU* if those evil commies get their hands on the USA. Endorsed by none other than J. Edgar Hoover himself!” Link (When I read it, I mentally swapped every instance of “communists” with “red-state republicans” and it was even more enjoyable — Mark)

posted by Mark Frauenfelder at 09:50:43 AM

Almost enough to have me hoping for more Xeni jardin pr0n posts.

BlogTorrent

BlogTorrent is software designed to,

. . . make it much easier to share and download files using the bittorrent protocol. . . . Blog Torrent is easy for users: even if they don’t know what bittorrent is, they get an installer that downloads the file they want. But most of all, Blog Torrent makes publishing with bittorrent painless. Just click “upload”, pick a file, and you’re done. This is our preview release and it has a lot of bugs and rough edges… but we’re smoothing them out for the next version, so stay tuned.

The obvious use for this would be for distributing large video files without having to worry about bandwidth charges or having downloaders cripple your webserver.

The other cool thing about this is, if it is widely used, it is another nail in the coffin of efforts by the RIAA/MPAA to ban all P2P networks. This is the sort of non-infringing use that would once and for all illustrate the sort of potential that P2P networks have for things other than pirating movies and music.

Now if I could just figure out how to get BitTorrent to work behind my LinkSys router.

Wow, Those NBA Players Certainly Learn Fast

Hmmm…Minnesota Timberwolves player Michael Olowokandi had to be tasered by police after he refused to leave a club around 3 a.m. Thursday.

The Timberwolves are supposed to play the Indiana Pacers Thursday, and Olowokandi has been suspended from that game. Wouldn’t want to give the Pacers the idea that outrageous behavior is acceptable in the NBA!

Not enough attention has been paid, in my opinion, to the role of the press in instigating outrageous NBA behavior. The most amsuing storyline of the month had to be all of the sports journalists falling all over themselves to hype the return of the Orlando Magic’s Grant Hill.

The stories all focused on the fact that former superstar Hill is starting to play like a superstar again, and of course he’s one of the NBA’s upstanding citizens — no violent outbursts, no drug arrests, etc.

Of course, when Hill was with the Pistons for so many years, many of those same journalists knocked him as being “soft” and lacking the “killer instinct” that a true superstar needed to dominate in the NBA.

Go figure.

Memo to Warner Brothers: You Suck

One of the nicest treats this Christmas season has been watching Warner Brothers’ “Polar Express” fall on its face while Pixar’s “The Incredibles” has soared at the box office. Warner actually slotted “Polar Express” to come out the week after “The Incredibles” because they thought the Pixar film was not going to do well. And the reasoning behind that is a tale of sweet revenge.

Five years ago, Warner had an excellent animated film on its hands — “The Iron Giant.” If you haven’t seen it, you really should. No, it’s not the greatest animated movie ever made, but it’s a warm, funny, solid film. (It’s an anti-gun movie that even gun nuts like myself can love).

“The Iron Giant” received fabulous reviews, but tanked at the box office when Warner Brothers refused to promote it. The suits at Warner Brothers never believed in the film, and let it die a quick death in theaters. In typical Hollywood fashion, the blame was laid at the feed of director Brad Bird.

Fast forward to 2004, and Warner Brothers decides it absolutely must recreate a Christmas version of the $130+ million “Final Fantasy” disaster. So they take a 29 page children’s book, throw more than $150 million at it, and bring on big Hollywood star Tom Hanks.

When to release this disaster-in-the-making. Why not release it the week after “The Incredibles,” because Brad Bird is back directing that film for Pixar and the suits just know that he can’t deliver blockbuster performance.

And, of course, “The Incredibles” kicks sand in the face of the puny “Polar Express.”

It’s kind of funny because now there are the inevitable stories about Warner Brothers executives trying to figure out what went wrong. Reminds me about stories earlier this month that Creative Labs really wants to challenge the dominance of Apple’s iPod in the MP3 player market. How does Creative plan to do this? With a multi-million advertising campaign.

Well, of course, if you want to beat Apple you’d want to waste all of your money on an advertising campaign rather than trying to create a product that is as good as or better than the iPod. Focusing on turning out high quality products as Pixar and Apple do wouldn’t make much sense when you’ve got marketing and Hollywood stars in your camp!