I Missed the Weblog Memo

Boy did I miss the boat. Here I thought that a weblog was simply a series of posts organized in (usually reverse) chronological order. Who knew they were all about giving free reign to authentic voices?

The personalities of the writers come through. That is the essential element of weblog writing, and almost all the other elements can be missing, and the rules can be violated, imho, as long as the voice of a person comes through, it’s a weblog.

Look, ma it used to be a classic of Western civilization, but today it’s a weblog!

A more accurate definition might be web writing that is just a bit too self-important,

There’s been a lot of discussion about the similarities between Wikis and weblogs . . .

The Wiki folks, of course, are heretics as it is written in The Book of Reynolds (seriously, could there be anything more pointless than lots of discussions comparing Wikis and weblogs? Now, Wookies and weblogs I could grok . . .)

Key point: On my weblog no one can change what I wrote. In contrast, having written for professional publications, pros have to prepare for their writing being interfered with. Sometimes you submit right at the copy-edit deadline. Or you write exactly the required number of words so nothing can be cut. But in the end, the words that appear are an amalgam of what your organization thought should be said on the subject you’re addressing.

Right, because before weblogs you could rent space on a server for your web site (or even lease an entire dedicatd server)but, but you’d had to grant Internet Gremlins the right to come along and change what you wrote as they saw fit. In fact, I believe DreamWeaver 1.0 shipped with the ability to place such random editing of your content within a templating system that really advanced the art light years ahead.

Dave really must have been traumatized by some editor’s decision to cut a sentence or two in an article he wrote. I never had any problem with editors cutting — it was when they would add things that I really got pissed off. But the reality too is that most people seriously overrate their own writing abilities. I prefer writing for weblogs over newspapers, but the things I wrote in newspapers were much better written (see, look at that horrible grammar) thanks to editors.

Edit This Page button. When you’re looking at a bit of text that needs to be changed, assuming you have editorial permission to edit it, how many steps do you have to take to edit it, and how much memorization is required? Some weblog software makes this trivially simple, every bit of editable text has a button nearby that allows the author to modify it in three steps, click the button, make the changes, save the changes.

This especially comes in handy if, say, you have a habit of posting incredibly rude or factually incorrect things and then you need to go back quickly and change the post so that the entire episode disappears down the memory hole (well, at least to the extent that anything can escape down the memory hole these days).

It’s interesting that the ability to search your weblog is completely left out of this long piece. So you can edit the content once you find it, but you might have to depend on Google to find anything specific (this was likely left out given that so few web sites offer the ability to search content, and people probably don’t find this useful at the few sites that do).

Shortcuts. A shortcut is a quick way to link to a page without having to use HTML, a highly valued feature for non-technical users. In UserLand weblog tools a shortcut is invoked by embedding the name in “double quotes”. If something is unintentially hotted-up because of this, the author can override shortcut replacement with a backslash.

Repeat that last line three times fast. That would really screw me up, by the way, because for the life of me I have never been able to keep my head straight about which is the backslash and which is the forward slash (or should that be forwardslash). But come on, don’t go around bragging about how easy your software is to use because you’ve got an Edit button everywhere, but when I’m editing I have to keep in my head that I surround things in double quotes except when I don’t want the shortcut and then I need the backslash. And either way, I won’t be able to search for this entry again from my site. Oy, my head is spinning.

Hierarchy browser. Using OPML as the format for describing hierarchies, Manila and compatible tools make it possible to author Yahoo-like directories with a compatible outliner.

Slide shows. Similar to the Hierarchy browser feature, but for displaying PowerPoint-like presentations.

Slide shows and “hierarchy browsers” (translation: outline)? When did those become part of the whole weblog experience?

So, in closing, we can sum up “What makes a weblog a weblog” in a few short words:

Radio Userland and Manila, good!
Fire, bad!

Memo to Susan Estrich — It’s Not That You’re a Woman, It’s that You’re Booorrrriiiinnnggg

Okay, in last week’s episode, Susan Estrich wrote a column pretty much slamming the entire field of Democratic presidential candidates. Very few newspapers, apparently, decided to run that particular column which then became a story in and of itself.

In this week’s episode, Henry Hanks points to Estrich’s claim that newspapers don’t want to run op-ed columns by women. According to Estrich,

It’s not that there aren’t women writing. There are. But there seems to be a view that if you take one, it’s enough. We already take Molly Ivins, one editor explained to me.

Now wait just a gosh darn minute. First, it’s hilarious that while she’s slamming sexism among newspaper editors, Estrich can apparently think of only two female op-ed columnists — herself and Ivins. I don’t know about your paper, but the papers around here regularly run Maureen Dowd, Mona Charen, Linda Chavez, and a couple women who are regional rather than national.

Estrich’s problem is that she’s boring. She’s apparently pissed off at the perceived glass ceiling on the editorial page, but the column she writes about it is an insomniac’s dream come true. She’s the female Bob Herbert. If there are two more boring columnists out there, I’d like to hear about it.

Can you imagine what those meetings with Estrich and Michael Dukakis must have been like? (That’s something that should probably only be available by prescription).

LA Times Memo on Abortion/Cancer Connection

Thanks to Henry Hanks for pointing out this LA Times memo about a recent front page story that newspaper did on claims that having an abortion increases a woman’s risk of breast cancer.

Assuming its genuine, the irony here is that the claim that having an abortion increases the risk of breast cancer has been debunked six ways from Sunday. But newspapers like the Times resort to personality smears and other tactics instead of simply presenting the science (probably in part because understanding and writing about the science is hard, but understanding and writing about the political aspect of the debate is easy).

By going with such cheap shots, the Times and other newspapers give the opposite impression — that the science is on the side of the anti-abortion advocates and so a liberal paper like the Times has to avoid talking about it at all costs.

It’s a shame that ideological writing these days generally entails such distortions and gimmicks. It is certainly possible to be strongly pro- or anti-abortion and yet still fairly present the views of the other side — but you wouldn’t know it from reading papers like the Los Angelos or New York Times.

Fox News on Yaweh Ben Yaweh

Fox’s Roger Friedman has a story about Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown apparently forming ties with the Black Hebrew cult. The thing that caught my eye about the story was how Friedman describes the case of Hulon Mitchell Jr.,

In 1990, a U.S.-affiliated offshoot sect of Black Hebrews in Miami — led by Yahweh Ben Yahweh, aka Hulon Mitchell Jr. — was indicted for conspiring to commit murder and racketeering. Prosecutors said Yahweh directed followers to commit 14 murders, two attempted murders and the firebombing of a Delray Beach neighborhood. Several of the victims were decapitated with a machete and others had their ears cut off as proof of the slayings.

Mitchell was sentenced to 18 years in jail for racketeering. The murder charges produced a hung jury. Mitchell served 10 years and was released in 2001.

Which, for Fox, is a rather un-sensational way of framing the story. What is left out is that many of the murders ordered by Mitchell were racially motivated — as an initation rite into the cult, members were sent to kill a white person and bring back a body part as proof.

Former NFL player Robert Rozier testified, for example, that under orders from Mitchell he waited outside a New Jersey church and stabbed to death 52 year old Attilio Cicala to death after picking him out at random to fulfill the initiation requirement.

The real kicker, though, is that even though allegations about Mitchell’s involvement in murder and his black supremacist views should have been well known, just a month before his indictment Miami’s mayor declared a “Yahweh Ben Yahweh Day” to highlight Mitchell’s contributions to the city.

It’s simply inconceivable that such a dangerous individual was paroled after serving only 10 years of an 18 year sentence — less than 8 months per victim.

Source:

Is Whitney Being Used By a Cult?. Roger Friedman, Fox News, May 28, 2003.

Leon Panetta on Iraqi War Costs

While doing some Google searching on another topic, I came across this tidbit from the Jan. 15, 2003 edition of USA Today,

Panetta says a new war with Iraq has to exceed the $60 billion cost of the last one because combat is likely to last longer than the 43 days of the 1991 conflict: “It has to be more expensive than the Persian Gulf War, and that’s a perfect example of a quick and fast action.”

Oops! Current estimates of course, put the cost of the combat phase of the Iraqi war at $20 billion, and by my count the second war with Iraq also lasted 43 days (from March 20 when the first bombs were dropped to May 1 when Bush declared that all the major fighting was over).

Source:

How much will new Gulf war cost?. Laurence McQuillan, USA Today, January 15, 2003.

How to Fix Disney

Newsweek has an article on Disney’s financial problems and how management is approaching them, and Cory Doctorow has some intersetig ideas on how Disney could turn things around.

Anywhere, here’s my grand plan on how Disney can stop mismanaging its licensed properties. Everyone at the company should be forced to sit and watch Piglet’s Big Movie. I had to sit through this sugar coated piece of crap with my daughter, so it’s the least the folks at Disney could do. Plus, it is a perfect example of just how badly Disney has mismanaged what should be a killer franchise.

Like everything else, though, they’ve just run Pooh through the corporate meat grinder until the characters are indistinguishable from every other product line geared toward younger kids.

Installing Movable Type

Since I had nothing else to do today (not!), I figured why not go ahead and try to install Movable Type on my laptop.

Why the heck would I want MT on my laptop? Well, because I wanted a weblog I could easily access, post to and search that was only locally available (i.e. for things that I don’t want to risk putting on a publically available server like this). I have Radio Userland installed on my machine, but it didn’t have the features I needed.

I was very impressed at how easy it was to install. First I downloaded and installed Abyss Web Server which has a very small footprint. After making sure I had configured Zone Alarm to prevent anyone from the outside from ever accessing it, I downloaded the MT install package.

The actual process of installing and getting the Perl script to work took about 15 minutes. I actually spent another 15 minutes trying to configure out how to set up an alias with Abyss to hold the static image and CSS files that MT uses.

And then I was up and running with a local install of MT. MT isn’t as powerful as Conversant, but it will do the job for what I plan on using it for. Six Apart did an excellent job on the install documentation.

Mbeki Continues to Adopt the U.N. Approach

Thabo Mbeki has really done an excellent job of adopting the United Nations approach to wars, ethnic conflict and human rights violations in Africa. Just ignore the proble, court dictators, and justify the unjustifiable 90 percent of the time, and then once or twice a year make a pretty speech at an international conference.

Whitewash, rinse, and repeat.

Source:

Mbeki: End conflict in Africa. The Natal Witness (South Africa), May 26, 2003.

Oh, No, Not Another Saddam Statue . . .

The New York Times has an interesting story on the folks who had to make all of those statues of Saddam Hussein that littered the Iraqi landscape.

“Of course we were amazed all the time about the orders for statues,” said Farid Hussein, a supervisor at the factory and no relation of the deposed leader, as he roamed the abandoned grounds. “We would think, `Oh, no, not another statue of Saddam.’ “

Cranking out statues of Saddam — now that sounds like a job that really would have sucked. In the end, though, the joke was on Saddam. Yes, they cranked out 4-5 giant statues of the imperious leader ever year, but according to the Times, “They [the factory workers] also made their own sculpture here, secretly using the foundry’s facilities and storing their own works at home.”

Source:

Giants of Iraqi History Linger in Pieces. Neela Banerjee, The New York Times, May 26, 2003.