Is a New Movie Worse than 9/11 Terrorist Attacks?

Jeff Deverett produces a kid’s show in Toronto called Ricky’s Room that is carried by some PBS channels. Deverett is currently protesting the new film, Death to Smoochy, a dark comedy about such children’s shows. According to Deverett, Death to Smoochy is the equivalent of the Sept. 11 attacks for kids.

When the World Trade Center fell, it was like a movie happening. But when a mascotted character like Barney gets his head blown off, that’s real. It’s real violence on their level. To [kids], this movie is Sept. 11.

Of course young kids who are watching an R-rated movie like this probably have at least one and maybe two problems that are far worse than anything in Death to Smoochy.

The funny thing is that Deverett claims he is suing Warner Bros. on the grounds that the Smoochy character is to close to his Ricky character. Yeah, because Everett’s the only person in the world who ever thought of putting an actor in a dumb-looking animal suit and building a kid’s show around it.

The 9/11 comparison, on the other hand, puts Deverett in a far more exclusive group of idiots.

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Smoochy gets the kiss-off from kiddie show. Tamsen Tillson, Toronto Globe and Mail, March 27, 2002.

On a Related Topic . . .

For the last few months I’ve been (slowly) updating all of the articles on this site with a keyword system. Whenever I update the site with a new entry, I have a list of 13 categories with numerous subcategories under each of them.

For example, when I posted this article about a new high-resolution image of Saturn, I clicked on a couple options to indicate that it was a Science-related story, and then one level deeper it was an Astronomy-related story.

Not all stories have been marked up in this way, but I am slowly getting through the older ones (it took me awhile to settle on a taxonomy I liked). Now, though, for those stories that are labeled with keywords, a “Related Topics” set of links shows up in the right hand column. Visit that story about Saturn, for example, and a link back to the Astronomy page shows up under “Related Topics.” My recent review of a baseball computer games includes links back to both my baseball page and my computer games page.

This is the sort of thing that Conversant really shines at. I have complete control over what sort of categories and subcategories I want to set up, adding or deleting categories and subcategories takes just a few seconds, and once articles are tagged with this sort of metadata, there are some extremely powerful knowledge management-style applications that can be done without a lot of effort. Changing the template for this site to display the Related Topics information took just a few minutes.

My Herbalife Story

Boing!Boing! pointed to this long article by a person in Sacramento that starts out being about ugly signs offering a work-at-home scam and ends up being about Herbalife.

After college, my first job was working for a hospital laundry. The laundry had very little handle on its inventory and bought a half-assed system to try to keep better track of it. The whole system was a disaster, and it was my job to get it to work.

I had to work regularly with the manager of the linen facility at a hospital, and this guy was one of those goofballs who it is extremely difficult to fathom how he ever rose to the management level. The guy was a schemer with lots of ideas and wacky business ideas and not a whole lot of brains or persistence to actually follow through.

One of the things he constantly pestered me about was Herbalife. He was constantly telling me about all the weight he was losing as well as trying to get me involved with the MLM scam/scheme. I thought it was inappropriate, but that pretty much summed my view of everything this guy did.

Finally, though, I just wanted to get him to shut up so I agreed to go to his little MLM meeting. If you’ve never been to one of these things, they are really fascinating (but if you’re going to go, do like I do and make sure you don’t bring any form of money with you — I had like five dollars in my pocket, and that was probably to much around these folks).

The entire evening was half revival meeting and half the most manipulative sales pitch you’ll likely experience. The whole idea is basically a scam — there is no way in hell the people like the laundry manager are ever going to get rich. On the other hand, though, the very tiny number of people who are able to convince their friends and complete strangers to throw their money into this are like the sharks of the sales world — there’s nobody better nor more vicious.

The leader of this event looked like a 45-year-old Tom Cruise who was doing too much Herbalife. He was thin to the point of bordering on gaunt. He looked a little bit like a world class long distance runner, except from his skin complexion it was obvious he was probably following a drastic diet to keep his weight low to impress the people he was pitching.

And the guy was slick. Too slick. Con man slick. Michael Douglas in Wall Street slick. He gave some very spirited talk about all the money he had made, the vacations he had taken, the cars he owned, etc., etc. Then, of course, when he’s done he announces some special offer just for newcomers like myself. For something approaching $1,000 we can get $1,500 worth of merchandise to sell, and they start with the nonsensical litany of uplines and downlines or whatever the terminology was.

The cool thing about not having any money with you is you can let the full effect of this hit you. It’s interesting just how easily some people can use your fears and hopes to manipulate you. I could see why people would find this sort of pitch attractive, even though you’d have to be insane to say yes and put up your money.

The sad thing was that while the laundry manager is pulling out all the stops trying to convince me (and, of course, I have to make my decision right now), it’s pretty clear that the big guy is manipulating him. The laundry manager wasn’t a bad salesman but he never was very convincing — and fell hook, line and sinker for the big guy’s pep talks about what a great salesman he was and how determination and drive could make him rich.

Finally, after listening to the pitch several times and refusing several times the meeting is over and I am out of there. Walking out feels like you’ve been trapped in a cave underground for a year and are finally being allowed to see the light of day.

And, of course, I drive straight to the library because now I’m very curious. Of course, this was the early 1990s and by then Herbalife had already had run-ins with various legal authorities over illegal and dangerous ingredients in its products, tax problems by its founder, and all sorts of other issues. It wasn’t a pretty picture.

The next day I have to drive out to the hospital, and while I’m there hand this guy a manila folder asking him if he’s aware of the previous investigations of Herbalife, not to mention all the crap that is in these supplements he’s popping because Herbalife tells him they’re all natural and they’re cleansing his body.

And the color completely leaves his face. For an instant he has this look that is just priceless. This guys’s spent thousands of dollars of his money, persuaded family and friends to get involved, and he hasn’t even done even a cursory investigation of Herbalife. He’s screwed.

But he recovers pretty quickly. He’s hooked. I could have just shown him pictures of his wife with the big guy and he’d still be convinced that Herbalife is going to make him rich. I explain to him that even if I wanted to take Herbalife — which I most certainly do not — I could not because the products were chock full of ephedrine (although, consistent with its business practices, Herbalife never listed ephedrine in the ingredients list).

At which point he turns to me, very sincerely — he’s not trying to insult me at all, he clearly feels sorry for me — and asks, “So you’re just going to have to stay fat?” Which is when it hits me that this guy is totally dominated by his own fears. Fear of being fat, fear of not having enough money, fear of not being as successful as other people, and he’s the perfect sucker for this scam.

I have no idea whatever happened to him. A couple months, later I couldn’t take that job anymore and quit. A couple years later I partially mastered my own weight problems and dropped 50 pounds (and I’ve kept it off) without having to throw hundreds of dollars after unhealthy supplements (it’s amazing what giving up fast food and exercising once in a while will do).

Mark Hughes, who started Herbalife in the early 1980s, was not so lucky. He was found dead in August 2000 in the $27 million mansion that he had bought by suckering people. The 44-year-old apparently had all the money he could ever want but couldn’t kick his alcoholism. He died after a four-day-long binge of drinking alcohol in combination with anti-depressants.

Other Reviews of Freedom Force

Tech TV – “‘Freedom Force’ is rock-solid entertainment. Comic-book fan or no, playing this game will put a silly grin on your face and remind you that sometimes you have to toss cars around in the name of justice.”

TFH Gaming Review – “FF is not just a great strategy role playing game, but a triumphant, genre-transcending realization of the long missing super hero role playing computer game. Comic fans, particularly ones with fond memories of early comics, will marvel at the faithful rendition of a classic comic universe inked into the fun, involving game play.”

ZenGamer.Com Review – “Freedom Force has arrived and it is one hell of a rip-roaring old fashioned good time on your PC.”

Gamespot Review – “Irrational Games has combined the surface elements of a role-playing game with a tactical combat engine, creating a hybrid that isn’t very deep but is totally satisfying in its breadth. And, perhaps more importantly, Freedom Force has a winning personality and a developed style that’s as good as PC gaming has ever offered–it joins the ranks of games like Interstate ’76 and Grim Fandango.”

Media and Games Online Network Review – “The release of Freedom Force marks two very special occasions. Firstly, it is the first superhero game to land on the PC. Secondly, it is one of the best games in general to land on the PC in a long time.”

Gamespy Review – “The curse of the superhero games has finally been lifted. After a string of superhero-themed titles were canceled or lost in limbo, Freedom Force finally made its way to the shelves. Not only did it make it, but it’s a super game with a consistent appealing tone, solid gameplay and a beautiful engine.”

IGN.Com Review – “Freedom Force is, quite simply enough, a truly outstanding game. Despite miniscule setbacks in the areas of interface and artificial intelligence, it quickly becomes and then easily remains an incredibly enjoyable, fun, and involving adventure. In lovingly crafting a lighthearted, wholesome, but always comedic and laughable theme, Irrational has indulged the playful boys and girls inside all of us. Thank you, I say.”

Gamers.Com Review – “I have one huge problem with Freedom Force: I don’t have any notes. Every time I sat down to play it for this review, as hard as I tried, I got completely lost in the game, totally involved in the deceptively deep tactical combat, engrossed in the delicate juggling of RPG character development, and utterly swept up in the goofy, giddy, overwhelming sense of fun that permeates every 1 and 0 burned onto the game CD.”

GamesDomain.Com Review – “The game is huge fun to play through, with a great combat system backing it up. Team play becomes vital in the latter stages, as enemies come with resistances to various attacks, and choosing the right team is highly important. The game is a romp through 60s superhero cliches, mixed with excellent gameplay and a flexible character development system.”

Zimbabwe Arrests Correspondent for British Newspaper

The BBC reports that a Zimbabwean correspondent for The Daily Telegraph was arrested and charged with “publishing false information.”

Peta Thornycroft, 57, was apparently arrested because she was investigating alleged acts of violence carried out by government supporter against Zimbabwe’s opposition parties.

Anything which might be critical of Zimbabwe president Robert Mugabe is now officially a crime under that nation’s laws.

My Freedom Force Review

It’s official — the superhero computer game curse is finally over. Freedom Force arrived in stores for this week and it is getting extremely good reviews from gaming web sites. I’ve spent the last two days running through the game’s 25 missions until my eyes are too blurry to focus. Freedom Force is largely what I expected, but it still has a lot of unrealized potential.

FF is basically a squad-level real time strategy game coupled with an RPG-like character creation system. The player takes up to four characters into missions. This can get pretty hairy, so pressing the space bar or right clicking pauses the game and allows the player to issue orders to the superheroes. Much of the game is spent pausing to give orders, letting the game run to see your characters carry out those orders, and then pausing again to issue new orders.

Some people have complained about this style of gameplay, but I think it worked great. A strict turn-based system would be completely unwieldy. FF achieves a nice balance that is half-turn based and half-RTS.

The graphics and sound are both excellent. There’s nothing quite like watching one of your heroes hovering above the din, throwing lightning bolts down upon an unsuspecting villain. The game is well-balanced and, just like in the comic books, requires figuring out how to get your 4 superheroes to work like a team to defeat the enemies.

The character creation system is superb. You have to play the first several missions with the characters included with the game, but can create your own characters and bring them into missions later. Characters are created based on a system that very closely resembles the sort of thing common in pen and pencil games like Champions. There are point limits to characters, and attributes and powers are purchased from that point pool. The power creator, like Champions and other RPGs, offers numerous basic attacks and allows the user to modify them such that pretty much anything you can imagine from the comic books. In fact, there are very few comic book heroes or villains which could not be constructed with this system, and certainly the few stragglers will be addressed in the inevitable expansion packs.

A player could spend hours just creating characters. The main drawback with Freedom Force is that the rest of the game is not quite as well fleshed out as the character creator is. Many of the missions were, frankly, tedious. Rather than the enormous superteam battles from comic books, much of the time in missions is spent picking off low-powered underlings. That’s okay the first time through, but there is not a lot of replay value in most of the missions.

Unfortunately there is no basic single player skirmish mode. At a minimum many players assumed they’d be able to pick a map, through a few super villains on it, get their superteam together and just be able to go at it. But there is no option to do that as of yet, though so many people are requesting it, such a mode will almost certainly be offered via a patch at some point.

Similarly, there are a lot of complaints about the multiplayer. For a number of reasons — mainly the pause and go method of gameplay — I’m not sure FF necessarily lends itself to multiplayer that well anyway. But for those folks who were really looking forward to it, the multiplayer is hampered because a) the only option is deathmatch and b) multiplayer over the Internet uses the much-hated Gamespy, which is difficult to use if you are behind a firewall (and even if you are not, Gamespy is still a pain).

FF could also benefit from improvements in its control system. Even with only four characters to keep track of, controlling the heroes can be difficult. There is no way, for example, to tell what action a particular hero is trying to carry out. There is no queuing or way point system either, so players end up doing a lot of micromanaging. Allowing even a 3 or 4 level queuing/waypoint system would dramatically improve the experience. Again, though, it seems likely this is a feature that the developers will add via a patch at some point.

At the moment, the developers are working on cleaning up the map and game editors before releasing them to the modding community. That is where this game will really take off. The positive reviews mean the game is going to sell like crazy so there will likely be a lot of people working to add different mods (already, the number of superhero skins available for downloading is just amazing).

Freedom Force is not there quite yet, but it is clearly going to be an excellent platform for all sorts of superhero goodness. Is it worth $40? If you’ve waited for more than a decade for a decent superhero computer game like I have, the answer is yes — buy it ASAP. People not so enamored of superheroes might want to wait a while to see how the issues above are addressed by the game developers and/or the FF community.

My Rioting Kid’s Being Treated Unfairly!

One of the things I hope I never end up doing is being one of these parents who makes some idiotic comment defending the undefendable actions of their kids.

At the university I attended and now work at there is an area right near campus called Knollwood. Because it is a very large area with only two small streets leading to the main thoroughfare and because there are about 6 large apartment complexes with lots of open parking space between them, Knollwood has long been the site of student riots.

The pattern is always the same. Several hundred drunk students congregate in a large open area, then somebody thinks it is a good idea to start a fire. Then somebody else decides it would be helpful to set a car on fire and throw furniture and other stuff into the fire. Then police show up, get pelted with beer bottles and other paraphernalia, and the university comes off looking very bad in the eyes of the community.

And parents whine when their kids get arrested and charged with actual crimes. There was just a riot a couple of weekends ago that was probably the last straw for the city. But as for the comments from parents, there is a story in the student newspaper today about students being charged from the previous riot, held last Winter.

A stepfather of one of those charged thinks his stepson is receiving treatment that’s too harsh. The police charged him with felony involvement with a riot. According to the parent, however,

He helped three kids put something into the fire, that is all he did.

That is all he did? Based on the previous reporting of the riot, he was probably one of several people who threw a couch into a fire. Now, maybe things are different in this person’s community, but where I grew up people didn’t run around throwing couches into fires in the middle of parking lots. And there wasn’t a lot of sympathy for people who would do those sorts of things.

And there isn’t going to be a lot of sympathy around here for people who literally fan the flames of a riot.

OpenRPG.Com

The good folks at OpenRpg.Com are busy working on an open source Internet application that would allow people to play RPGs over the Internet. I’ve played with a number of applications like this, and OpenRPG is as good as anything out there, plus it is extremely customizable, including a plug-in architecture.

Charles Paul Freund’s “In Praise of Vulgarity”

I normally don’t like to just say “here’s a link, go read it,” but Charles Paul Freund’s article, In Praise of Vulgarity, is one of the best essays I have read in a very long time. Unfortunately, it is almost 9,000 words long and doesn’t lend itself well to reading on the web. Print it out and curl up with it for half an hour or check it out in the March 2002 issue of Reason.